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Cock tosser

For when cock, or just tosser, or even wanker isn’t harsh enough... Like the difference between “dick” and “prick,” “cock tosser” allows for an even punchier pronunciation, so feel free to lay the disdain on thick.

It’s also a necessary distinction from “tosser” alone since unlike its at first synonymous-appearing counterpart - “wanker” - “tosser” typically means incompetent or inept. “Cock tosser” helps bring clarity.
“Urgh, Ryan? Lock the door next time! I don’t need to see you cock tossing you cock tosser!”

“Sorry Mum! I’m nearly finished.”

May also be used in a playful, or even complimentary expression, depending on context.

E.g. “Clifford’s getting tail left and right. Damn, he must be an amazing cock tosser; here’s hoping he gives me tips.”
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A stupid whore that Simps over people really bad
A cock juggling thunder cuck describes a person who can't help but choose unhealthy relationships.

someone who gets fucked around and keeps going back.
You know they will fuck you off the minute they have something better to do
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An individual who shits when he fucks, loves titties and has a cock of any size.
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monster can cock

A giant dick that ejects funny tasting semen
"Owen has a monster can cock"
"How do you know"
"Don't ask"
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its a chicken...now i know what you where thinking you dirty little goblin you
my cock ran away after i didn't feed it
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A White man with a small, or big White cock. Normally, used to sexually abuse, and rape people.
Those wiggers used their wigger cocks to sexually abuse, and rape Black people during slavery, and after slavery.
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Cock Pocket

this is the new age phrase for bagina, synonym for vagina
"Dude! Did you see that girl at the bar?? I bet her cock pocket is of an average size and stature!"
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