Cock Check

A mandatory inspection of a man’s genitals typically preformed by another man.

Hey man, I think it’s time for a cock check. Your overdue.

by Dsiggy19 February 9, 2022

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cock sucking hub stealer

A Thot that sucks alot of cock and fucks and sucks your husband or in other words a home wrecker cock sucker

look theirs Shelby i hear shes a cock sucking hub stealer

by SUCC ME June 11, 2018

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A feeling so extreme your ears fuze to your peepee. can cause anal surgical removal if not yelled at.
WEEEEOOOH! People yell that when they experience cock-a-doodle-doo, or fuzing-to-cock, the translation

WEEEEEEOOOOHHH!! MY COCK! IM experiencing a Cock-A-Doodle-Doo! DAVE! HELP! MY TESTICLES ARE DISINTIGRATING!

by Sploopy Doopy February 28, 2019

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Cock Snot

Verb - Cock Snot: When a male or She-male (anyone with the ability to jizz themselves) sneezes to the extent that they literally blow a load into their pants, causing a regretful, nasty mess equal to that of a shart.

Present - Cock Snotting
Past - Cock Snotted
Future - Cock Snot

Kaine: Jesus Christ Logan did you hear what happened to Kevin in class today?
Logan: No...?
Kaine: That poor bastard cock snotted himself...
Logan: I'm so sorry to hear that.

by Fucking Ian. March 1, 2014

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