Cock-n-ass

Definition
An uncomfortable or difficult person or situation

The day would be a lot better if you’d quit being a cock-n-ass.

John is having a rough day because of his cock-in-ass crew

by Loki1084 September 1, 2021

Cock cushion

An alternate title for cockwarming, where one person's phallice is used as a cushion for another person to sink down onto

Person 1 (male): So you're gonna warm me up?
Person 2: Yep. Your dick's gonna be my own personal cock cushion!

by swagmaster35 June 20, 2021

cock

cock

i got a big cock

by anonymous June 21, 2021

Cock

A chicken.

“Dude I love Jimmy’s cock, it’s like so big and round I just wanna suck it up into my lungs”

by Camimposter June 27, 2021

Cock Cream Donut

When a woman eats a donut off a man’s big sexy dick, then proceeds to give him head. The gentleman then cums onto said donut and forces the woman to eat the remainder of the donut covered in his jizz.

The nice man offered the woman a cock cream donut after she sucked his big delicious dick.

by dirtydeeds29 June 28, 2021

The Dog Bites the Cock

Used when you unwittingly do something that you know is a dumb idea but you do it anyways.

When you let a dog off his leash around a group of chicken. Inevitably "The Dog Bites the Cock".

by WelcomeParty985 June 28, 2021

Cock

A chicken or a dick not a clock

:trolcringe:

Cock joke.

by Henry690 July 6, 2021