Buy a Dog

1.The act of buying a canine.
2.The act of buying a hot dog.
3.Tits in french.
4.The act of purchasing an object of adoration of a gay gangsta.
5.Shopping for chinese people.

I buy a dog everyday.

by Barfman of Baviera January 01, 2012

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wet dog of wet

a complete and utter wasteman

Me: hey peter your a wet dog of wet
Peter: Oi blud dont get rude
(I pull out mac-10 n eliminate him)

by marcsmith August 21, 2007

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dog lah

one who uses the word lah and is considered cool. this is simply a slang in which teenagers call other teenagers in the need to look cool and different.

boy 1: ' i had a good night. what about you dog lah'
boy 2: ' Yeah dog lah, mine was good too man'

by tbarbro69 April 13, 2011

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DOG scan

Opposite of a CAT scan which checks out your "internal workins" for injuries/defects, this electromagnetic-field survey checks for anomalies OUTSIDE of the body, such as the presence of demons or other unwanted less-than-genial spiritual "hitchhikers". Not endorsed by the AMA or any other "official" medical organization --- but then what do those highfalutin narrow-minded "blindly-going-by-the-book" lame-brains know, anyway??? --- but is touted as surprisingly effective by many people, especially ones who are into wiccan/meditative healing.

I felt really wound up from having nightmares and other moderate mental disturbances, so I made an appointment for a DOG scan. Da quiet-mannered hippie-fella who administered the test was really kind and sympathetic during the procedure, and then afterwards he performed a free banishing-seance on me; I do indeed feel noticeably calmer and sleep more peacefully since then. Da long-haired dude also loaned me a couple books on alternative healing and thinking, which I am currently perusing in my spare time.

by QuacksO August 03, 2018

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