I don't want to ruin our friendship

Zip it up. I won't fuck you.

Can I just stick it in a little? I'm so horny!

I'd let you, but I don't want to ruin our friendship.

by octopod July 11, 2004

How I Met Your Mother

Puke-worthy show about five adults who dick around and whine that their lives suck, despite living in an apartment in New York approximately the size of the Taj Mahal. Packed with cheap laughs and lazy storytelling to keep you strung along until nine seasons later when you realize it was all horseshit.

Typical How I Met Your Mother scene

Marshall: Hey, Ted, have you found love yet?
Ted: No, I haven't found anyone as sensitive and introspective as I am.
Barney: I banged a really hot chick last night UHUHUHUHUHUHUH

by IdiNaHui January 12, 2016

i will not worship lord elmo

i will not worship lord elmo

Elmo: Worship me
me: no i will not worship lord elmo

by rat_jizz October 12, 2020

PATRICIA I TOLD YOU NO

When that bitch you hate annoys you and you need a way to tell them to back off.

PATRICIA I TOLD YOU NO, STOP FUCKING AROUND!

by Isabella the real queen May 24, 2018

i crave everything for nothing

nothing

i crave everything for nothing

by okakaka February 1, 2018

i need 2 snipes

i need2 snipes is a term used to define a failure sniper that has needs to snipe

micheal i need 2 snipes

by n3xg July 27, 2010

since i fell off my dinosaur

A term used to describe something that you haven't heard or seen in forever.

Me: Dude, is that a Yugo?

Friend: Dafuq? I haven't seen one since i fell off my dinosaur

by batmanbinsuparman December 17, 2012