Dog

An animal that females think makes up their entire personality.

What do you like to do for fun?
“Pet my dog, go for walks with my dog, feed my dog, bathe my dog”
Ha…yeah, uh, do you like to do anything else besides take care of your pet?
“Uhm ya I downvote UrbanDictionary posts that call me out to a T”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 May 8, 2023

Diddy Dog

When a man ties his dick into the shape of a balloon animal in front of a hidden camera in an air bnb

"Yo dude check out Jerry he's doin a Diddy Dog live on Grinder".

by DonutsareBagels February 3, 2025

Double Dog Dingus

When someone is being so aggravating that you have no choice to accept that they are in fact a double dog dingus.

“You’re such a double dog dingus.“ Rachel said frustrated at her brother.

by Your gbf May 6, 2020

warm dog

its when you put ur dick in a microwave and heat it up for 30 seconds

oh no that boy gave him self a warm dog

by Skyblue20199 July 9, 2024

Dog

The cutest dogs known as a dawg

The first and most famous dogs were both called Leo.

Leo as commemorated in, Leo o Leo I love you so! Leo Leo I love you!

I love dawgs there cute but dogs are stupid

by AltoLeoDawg November 9, 2021

dickless dog

Someone who is as debased, cowardly and soulless as that castrated pooch on the streets.

John: "Why is Jim such a cocky prick"?

Jack: "Forget about him, he's just a dickless dog".

by fairy fuck September 18, 2012

Polar Dog

pull up u aint shit if no Polar DOg

person 1: are you a Polar Dog?
person 2: no
person 1: pull up

by PolarDogLover November 11, 2020