Curdles dog yogurt

If you milked a dog, and then made the milk into yogurt, you have dog yogurt.
Some people can actually cuddle dog yogurt.

Bitch, you so ugly you curdles dog yogurt!

Or

Yo Bitch, yo’ snatch looks like it filled wid curdled dog yogurt! An’ it curdling fast yo’!

by The dog cocker August 26, 2019

Wash the Dog

Secret code for masturbation.

"What are you going to do tonight?"
"Uh, you know... I'm gonna go Wash the Dog."

by DrDirtea September 6, 2016

Dog

A round animal that has 45,000 mother biomolecules and has a big racoon for a mother

My dog was eaten yesterday

by iewbfiawgelba December 9, 2021

dog

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by dog dog dog dog dog dog dog June 9, 2022

Goofy Ass Dog

Homie who made a bad joke and everyone went quiet

Guy: What's up guys, you lovely girls

Boy: what

Guy: I got bitches on me

Boy: you goofy ass dog, shut up

by lordyrei December 12, 2024

Dog

Someone that is know as a Dog in the Australian jail system as a lagger or a give up or a deadset piece of shit and works with the police 👮 ♀️ And writes statements on people.

Hey brother ya your walking with is a lagging dog that works with the police and writes statements on cunts

by IYKYK100 October 15, 2021

spook dog

When you want to run but there is no speed, people hate eating hard boiled eggs, and no exceptions must have 12 toes

You are such a spook dog, get away from me!

by stellerbet May 6, 2021