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Fast Brain Slow Thumb Syndrome

The acceleration of typing speed but deceleration of the accuracy in the words , content and context while texting due to thumbs fatigue although thought flows are exponentially high. Also known as FBST syndrome.
I was texting this girl come over to my room but instead I got hit with Fast Brain Slow Thumb syndrome and wrote “Come Over my hoes” so I blew my chances.
by Sassy Sheesh November 24, 2021
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Waiter's Syndrome

When you've been a waiter so long that you inhale every meal you eat, unable to slow down and enjoy the food. This is typically due to repeatedly not getting breaks on long shifts, and having to scoff down a meal in-between tables.
"Ryan, why are you inhaling your burger?"
"I have waiter's syndrome!"
by Courtesity June 22, 2021
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McGee Derangement Syndrome

A mental dysfunction causing those detractors with schizophrenic fears and/or hateful thoughts and feelings about Johnson McGee to go unhinged. Abbreviated as MDS.
Herbert has been talking about Johnson McGee all day! I feel like he might be suffering from McGee Derangement Syndrome.
by Johnson McGee The Third April 12, 2021
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Creepy song syndrome

When your name is so popular that it appears in numerous songs that people play for you to only creep you our
Jeez I’m seriously getting a lot of creepy song syndrome from hearing all of these “Sara” songs
by InfusionFilms July 11, 2019
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Post Saint Patrick's Day Syndrome... The March 18th morning realization that being Irish for a day doesn't mean your still Irish the next morning
PSPDS post saint patrick day syndrome it hurts but your boss's name is O'Malley so knuckle up and go in to work
by bribowe May 12, 2018
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close quarters syndrome

Close quarters syndrome is when you develop feelings for a co-worker that you probably would've never liked if you didn't spend so much time with them. Be careful, it's easy to snagged by a narcissist with close quarters syndrome.
I don't know what I ever saw in that guy. He was my manager. It must've been close quarters syndrome.
by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023
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Harry Sisson Syndrome

The state of being a Democrat in complete delusion.
“WHOA!!! That Democrat just threw their own shit at that MAGA supporter! Now that’s some extreme Harry Sisson Syndrome”
by hotdog42069 June 30, 2024
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