Pulling a Melissa

When you’ve got something you want to say but take ages to say it and avoid it all costs such as having as many distractions around like white noise from fans and going on Instagram to avoid your thoughts.

AKA: To pull a Melissa, Being avoidant, Causing problems due to lack of communication

“Why’s she not texting you back” - Boyfriend’s friend
“Bro idk I think she’s Pulling a Melissa” - Boyfriend

by BananananaFonze March 16, 2025

pulled a femto

when someone (usually a friend) turns evil and rapes your girl. Derived from Berserk, where the main antagonist, Griffith, sacrifices the Band of the Hawk to the God Hand, gains an alter ego named Femto (hence the definition), and rapes the main character (Guts)'s significant other, Casca.

person 1: "Dude, me and Alisa were hanging out at the bar last night, when my buddy Andrew came out of nowhere and pulled a femto on her!"

person 2: "Holy shit, is she alright?"

by minccinofoxglove381 March 19, 2025

Pull choke

Slang term for someone who is always doing dumb shit but thinks he’s cool

Curt chicks don’t want to see you talk with your butt man quit being such a pull choke!

by Buck Mahogany March 20, 2025

Pulled a Strovich

Verb. To "pulled a Strovich" is to mistakenly register for two iRacing endurance sessions happening concurrently, one as a driver for one team, and another as a crew chief for a different team. This results in the disqualification of the team you intended to drive for, due to the conflict of registrations. The situation requires a specific blend of absentmindedness and iRacing expertise, often attributed to a certain "blonde" level of chaos.

"He pulled a Strovich! Registered as a driver for our team, then signed up as a crew chief for someone else. We got DQ'd, and he had to watch us race without him."

by mysterious-wordplay March 22, 2025

Pulled a Strovich

"Pulled a Strovich" is to mistakenly register for two iRacing endurance sessions happening concurrently, one as a driver for one team, and another as a crew chief for a different team. This results in the disqualification of the team you intended to drive for, due to the conflict of registrations. The situation requires a specific blend of absentmindedness and iRacing expertise, often attributed to a certain "blonde" level of chaos.

He pulled a Strovich! Registered as a driver for our team, then signed up as a crew chief for someone else. We got DQ'd, and he had to watch us race without him."

by mysterious-wordplay March 22, 2025

Roman Horse Rope Pull

A way of pleasuring one’s self by tightly wrapping a thin rope around their genial, tying the other end to a horse then having the horse gallop away. When the rope comes undone unblocks the blood flow back into the genitals, transpiring into great pleasure.

Tom had never tried the Roman Horse Rope Pull, but when he got to his uncle’s ranch he knew it was time.

by Peter Sheen November 23, 2021

Pulled a Johnny

When you and you’re friends are taking turns to do lines that are already laid out, the person snorting it ends up finishing his own and most of the other lines by accident.

Damn! Bruce just pulled a Johnny while all of us were waiting for our turn!

by Mmxu November 24, 2021