Dirty Selvyn

Dirty Selvyn will fuck you until your pussy squirts milk so much that you will find God. The god of trees who will stick that fat log of his in your ass as you perform ahegao involuntarily from all the pleasure and then die.

I dropped acid with Dirty Selvyn last night and I'm pretty sure I want to have his babies.

by PussyMagnet420666 April 1, 2020

dirty elib

When a man enjoys being waterboarded by a woman's squirt.

I went on a Tinder date last night. It was wild. She gave me a dirty elib.

by Blowholeee March 31, 2020

dirty jaffa

The act of ploughing you best friends mother cause why the fuck not.

Wow Johnny really just pulled a dirty Jaffa on me.

by Autistic tangerine April 12, 2020

Dirty Bren

An ass pile that never gets wiped properly after pooping.

I've got a really sore Dirty Bren, it needs some cream on it.

by Badtooth April 1, 2023

dirty malaki

When your step dad comes into your room without knocking so you go into his room while he is sleeping, tie him down and fuck him non stop until daylight shines through the window.

I saw David doing a dirty malaki last night.

by ShaquileOatmeal September 8, 2021

the dirty ceaser

the act of putting a glass rod down your urethra and bending it like a glowstick and jerk off on a ghost and then consume yourself

I DID THE DIRTY CEASER ON YOUR MOM

by john wilkes booth 2 March 28, 2022

Dirty kinley

A tall dude who will fuck your brains out if you let him and has a super big cock and is mainly black. also can beat up children who are stem students named Brendan and Caius

Dirty kinley: Your so short Brendan and a dirty Kinley your mom
Brendan: Guess I can do s##t about it

by GOD OF BOOKS December 6, 2022