Dirty Oyster

When you have a chest infection, but still keen to give oral sex to your significant other. So you cough up a bit of green phlegm and spit it on them down under for a bit of extra lubrication.

Friend: "Hey, how have you been with this chest cold lately?"
"Yeah, good I gave my partner the Dirty Oyster last night."
Friend: "Oh that's nasty man."

by poida225005 November 28, 2021

Dirty Dani

The act of which you loose something great for something shitty.

Did you know that Paul pulled a dirty Dani ?

by Realglikelasagna March 12, 2023

Dirty Eggs

Eggs fried in bacon fat

Do you think this diner serves Dirty Eggs?

by David Daunt June 12, 2018

dirty dongle

When every aspect of a person - from their toes to their accoutrements - is a complete disaster.

That girl is a straight-up dirty dongle.

by Noodnoodle February 14, 2017

Dirty valkarie

The sex nympho god . Once you get a taste you will lose all sanity because you will forever be bewitched, say goodbye to your life as you know it dirty valkarie will change you life as you know it

Once you get a tast of dirty valkarie you will be a slave

by Val-ku-re April 7, 2020

Dirty Morgan

A dirty Morgan is where the woman's butt smells and the husband follows her around and sniffs it while jerking off

Man I did a dirty Morgan last night smelled horrible!

by PotatoeSpud December 12, 2022

Dirty J

A man in his early 40s who acts like he’s in his teens and also likes to be active with teens. He still lives off his mother While lying about everything. A dirty J will say they were in special ops navy division, a medical doctor, in tent city , a Chippendale’s stripper, and post things on Facebook saying that he is sleeping on a park bench all the while it is just a picture he took off of the TV of a park bench. A dirty J will be your best friend, funny, try to marry you within three days, and call his mama for money or pizza when she lives literally many states away. Dirty Jay doesn’t shower for three weeks at a time, wears the same clothes for those three weeks, and who knows how he cleans his foreskin.

Girl: Oh my god did you meet that dirty J? He Smells horrific and has been wearing that shirt for three weeks but man he’s done so many things in his life I’m so impressed and he’s only in his early 40s.
other girl: Ya I smelled him come in from a block away the other day when he came over and then he left when he found out I finally turned 21.
Girl: Well I am so lucky that I’m still 19 thank God.

by sandvag May 18, 2021