Sex

You shove your dick into pussy so hard that you bust thick milk and have a kid if no protection

sex? yes. Oh no we have a kid

by ratclapper May 14, 2024

sex

something everyone wants

i was desperate. i know my brother is home, but hes gaming. it'll be fine. i shut my bedroom door and strip, leaving nohting but my bra and thong on. i grab my vibrator and turn it on, rubbing it against my wet pussy. i try so hard not to moan, making sure my brother doesnt hear, but it feels so good. i can feel an orgasm coming and- UHHHHHHH. shit. my brother heard. i quickly run and try to hold the door closed, but hes so strong and opens it. i fall onto the floor, and my brother stares at my wet pussy and vibrater. before i can say anything, his dick goes hard. all of a sudden, we're making out. he starts grabbing my tits and massaging them. i slowly work my way down his body, licking everywhere until i reach his dick. i suck and suck until he cums in my mouth. we switch and hes licking my pussy, getting the right places. i cant take it anymore and shove his dick into my soaking pussy. he starts humping me. "YES, THERE. HARDER !!! HARDERRRRRRR!!!!!" he does as i say and goes harder. i can feel it coming, and at the same time we orgasm and cum. we lie in bed for a bit, making out, feeling pleased about our sex. "lets do it again" he says, and we do, better this time. we keep going and keep orgasming all night long until our parents come home. "see you tonight ;)" he whispers as he leaves my room

by sexydaddy69696969696 October 2, 2022

Sex Pistols Dickwad

a person who gets someone in trouble, especially wrongly or in a way to mess with or underestimate them.

A Sex Pistols Dickwad is trying to get poor man in trouble just for the fun of it and without proof.

by imnotajuvenile0101 July 23, 2024

gay sex

the most awesome sauce thing ever

dude: wanna gay sex

dude the sequel: yeah gay sex is awesome sauce

by I am in possession of nukes. February 14, 2024

Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam

Due to the bridge strengthening work required on a Yorkshire stretch of the A1, motorists are often queued for a long period of time outside the Pontefract branch of the chain sex shop, Pulse & Cocktails, making it easier to peruse and judge the shoppers on their purchases as they leave, and discuss what sordid activities they’ll be partaking in with your fellow passengers.

“I got stuck in the Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam, and spotted Jeff from work coming out of the store with a 15-inch double-ended black mamba, three butt-plugs and some cling film. Must be going to Sharon’s house for a Hot Lunch.”

by GoodinBed November 12, 2024

Sex of humor

The ability to make your partner laugh with a well timed joke during sex.

He's pretty average in bed except for his sex of humor which makes it all worth it.

by Jacob Pagina November 1, 2022

sex deficit

1. A lack of a proper amount of sexual activity.
2. When sexual activity falls short of what is required. A deficit is synonymous with shortfall or loss and is the opposite of a surplus.

I am experiencing a sex deficit since I have been single for three years.

by AKA Desiree M May 14, 2019