Zoe's are either really nice or really annoying. The bad Zoe's will be the type of person to get into the way of your homie rizzing up a 10/10. Good Zoe's will always be there for you, no matter what you're going through.
Person 1: Zoe's coming to the party
Person 2: good or bad Zoe
Person 1: good Zoe
Person 2: thank god
Person 2: good or bad Zoe
Person 1: good Zoe
Person 2: thank god
by Ilovebrohan2212 October 2, 2023
Get the Zoe mug.Zoe is a very beautiful woman with a heart of gold. She always cares about everything and is a truly lovely woman. She sometimes is a little bit insecure about herself despite being very handsome. She is strong and makes hard decisions. She makes other people laugh and feel better. You have to be careful because if you are one time next to her you can‘t let her go. But she will surely give you the best time of your life.
Zoe is beautiful.
by cleguy November 25, 2021
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Often confused with a 'manic-pixie-dream-girl'. (If you ended up here thinking otherwise, you clicked the wrong Zoe link.)
Potentially, a Zodiac sign that is compatible or not to you.
Loves cheese (even in basic, experimental synthetic forms).
If there is a puzzle to unlock your tomb (like to save you or unlock your spirit) - a Zoe will solve it.
A Zoe is generally loving, caring, attentive and adventurous. (Cool, right?)
A Zoe will exhaust their own heart and resources for any cause or person they find dear.
Often misunderstood and mischaracterized, Zoe-ees tend to be quite charming, clever and altruistic. Enjoyable companions if you treat them with respect.
You cannot freeze or burn a Zoe. They are relentless.
If you meet a Zoe, you are meeting the best part of yourself and them- alive and arguing with you. (BONUS)
If you think the fact that you got to Z is worth waiting for A to come back around...you can't read.
Often confused with a 'manic-pixie-dream-girl'. (If you ended up here thinking otherwise, you clicked the wrong Zoe link.)
Potentially, a Zodiac sign that is compatible or not to you.
Loves cheese (even in basic, experimental synthetic forms).
If there is a puzzle to unlock your tomb (like to save you or unlock your spirit) - a Zoe will solve it.
A Zoe is generally loving, caring, attentive and adventurous. (Cool, right?)
A Zoe will exhaust their own heart and resources for any cause or person they find dear.
Often misunderstood and mischaracterized, Zoe-ees tend to be quite charming, clever and altruistic. Enjoyable companions if you treat them with respect.
You cannot freeze or burn a Zoe. They are relentless.
If you meet a Zoe, you are meeting the best part of yourself and them- alive and arguing with you. (BONUS)
If you think the fact that you got to Z is worth waiting for A to come back around...you can't read.
by hugothecat November 25, 2021
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George: Did you hear about the bank robbery last night, I think it was Zoe Lopez.
Luke: That carrot-top is surely a troublemaker.
Luke: That carrot-top is surely a troublemaker.
by lukiepookiethethird April 28, 2022
Get the Zoe Lopez mug.Zoe is hilarious and fun. She makes wacky jokes and doesn't judge that much. You can always find her in the back of the room but still in the middle of the conversation. She likes to pretend she's quiet when she doesn't want to talk to people, which makes her pretty funny during presentations. Everyone feels attracted to her because of her special personality that makes her one of a kind. She hangs out with the unpopular kids and likes to say she is unpopular when, obviously, everyone loves her. She is always very chill and never hesitates to laugh at anything unless it comes from you. Yeah, Zoe is a bitch sometimes. She will tell you, bluntly, if you are boring her and then she will go and hang with her other friends. She feels like she always wants to be different and if you think she isn't right, she'll hold a grudge on you forever. Zoe tries to be everyone's favorite by teaming up with people who are just like her. If friend #1 argues with her, she'll go to somebody biased (friend #2) and drag out the argument by letting them finish it for her. If she doesn't have friend #2 to do her minion work, she'll pretend that she doesn't care and ghost you all year.
by smoll.frog April 29, 2022
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