Underwear wizard

A slur for Mormons, in reference to the magic underwear they have on all the time

Why is my neighborhood full of underwear wizard broads who drive 25 in a 35 during rush hour?

by probablyracist399 October 16, 2025

capcut wizard

A person who believes they are good at editing videos but only has experience in capcut

Person 1: I'm the best editor to exist.

Person 2: What software do you use to edit videos?

Person 1: Cacpcut.

Person 2: You're a capcut wizard

by Pixelry December 8, 2023

Period wizard

A partner that has a very stressed out girlfriend, whose stress prevents them from having periods. The period wizard makes their girlfriend feel much better, causing them to not be too stressed to have a period.

Girlfriend: "I used to be too stressed to have periods, but then I got with this period wizard and BOOM! period."

by Nex2950 September 4, 2021

Wizard Jumping

In medieval times when a sorceress pulls a train on several wizards in succession.

Agatha the sorceress had a great time at the wizard's castle. All of his wizard friends were there. Agatha pulled off the wizard jumping of her life.

by Gottapee June 18, 2022

Wizard Shit

Shit Wizards do.

Like 💨🌲s all day and still handle all their biz. #🧙 ♂️💩

My homie has kids, a sick career and 💨s 🌲s all day. That's some Wizard Shit.

by SexDrugsJokes October 7, 2019

Space Wizard

Someone with a touch of the tism, but in kind of a cool, mysterious way. He’s not a normal wizard (those are weird), he’s from space. There’s something a little bit off, but you can’t exactly put your finger on it.

Did you see that dude sitting at the bar with the Pujols jersey? Buddy’s gotta be a space wizard.

by chiefpickles September 25, 2025

Wizard Dancer

A weird magical wizard guy dancing to Irish music. Also seen in his wizard castle.

OMG it is a (Wizard Dancer)

by pseudo1234imcool January 5, 2020