twitter

a website where you can't have an opinion. you're not allowed to share opinions, jokes, or use the godforsaken term "freedom of speech". there are three types of twitter users. one; the unproblematic user. it's self-explanatory, just look at the name. two; the troll. take these types of users tweets or profiles with a grain of salt. it's all satire and isn't meant to be taken seriously. three; the crybabies. these users are usually found in the "over parties" or can be found wherever you see an opinion. they can't take jokes while simultaneously make jokes themselves. they take offense easily and usually trigger a reaction from more and more people... creating a thread of comments. crybaby users are usually part of stan twitter. especially kpop stans on twitter.

person one: man, i got attacked on twitter because i called kpop kpoop... it was a fucking joke.
person two: that's just twitter for you.

by strwberrylipgloss September 25, 2020

Julia the @breathinlvxs on twitter

The most amazing fanpage on stan twitter, really REALLY wants a Nintendo, loves Lando and f1. She's drop dead gorgeous and she's super funny.
I BELIEVE IN BREATHINLVXS SUPREMACY

Julia the @breathinlvxs on Twitter is the most amazing person ever. Amen

by Katja8 October 28, 2020

Twitter

A place where any type of opinion is considered 'Controversial', No matter how small or big it is.

Random Twitter user: I just think McDonalds is better than burger king

Everyone: WTF EWWW YOU LIKE MCDONALDS??? YOU'RE GROSS!1!!

by Yeeetur November 1, 2020

Twitter

A Place where any type of opinion is automatically offensive and if anyone notices your comment, You're done for.

Random twitter user: I prefer McDonalds instead of burger king

Other Twitter user: OMG THIS PERSON LIKES MCDONALDS!?!?!?11?!?//

Everyone: !!!

by Yeeetur November 1, 2020

Twitter Famous Rez

Probably one of the most wholesome & nicest lad you'll meet, you should definitely commission them sometime

Hey, is that THE Twitter Famous Rez?!

IT IS! HEY CAN I MAKE A COMMISSION?

by XRequiemX October 7, 2020

Morticia (stan twitter)

The queen of stan twitter who reigns supreme above all.

has superior music taste

a white twink

“omg hi bestie morticia”
“MORTICIA”

Morticia (stan twitter) definition: hot

by Mortic1aAddams October 13, 2020

twitter cowboy

Typically a term used in southern, back-country states (mostly Texas), where a boy dresses and acts like a cowboy even though they live in the middle of town. Boys like this usually flex on girls, and are the fuckboys of the south. To spot a twitter cowboy, look for the paisley button down shirts and mullets. Twitter cowboys periodically post pictures of themselves, their trucks, their political opinions, and the parties they go to on twitter.

Wow that kid over there is kinda hot. Too bad he's a dumbass twitter cowboy with no common sense.

by Freekarl September 20, 2017