tossing a desert salad

Eating out a sweaty ass.

You like tossing a desert salad?

Nah, dawg, too hot and sweaty.

by massive_schlong August 13, 2018

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tossed

When you can no longer deal with a situation, so you emotionally yeet yourself from caring and trying to process it.

Wendy: Are you going home for Thanksgiving?
Barb: Probably not. Most of my no-science knowing family never got vaccinated. I’m done trying to educate them though, they’ve got me tossed.

by Misiubear August 28, 2021

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Toss Nut

Arrogant person who is also one can short of a six pack or idiot

Fred is such a toss nut

by Deza_82 October 27, 2021

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When an Amy or any other cunty lass dont shave their box for months. Once they reach the pinnacle they are rewardef with dog clippers and a drink. As they shave the hair off in rows the thick clumps resemble a mongoose being tossed. Same time when they get clipper bite their leg hits medicine cabinet it makes a rattling sound that could be confussed for RIKI TIKI TAVI.

Dude when Amy goes mongoose tossing its a blessing. Her twat follicles are like little metal springs.

by Wang dang period finger bang January 14, 2023

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Sheep toss

You put two fingers in the pink your thumb in the stink grab the her by the hair and toss her on the bed.

I walked up behind my girlfriend and sheep tossed her on the bed.

by Madcow81 August 2, 2019

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Tossing the fish

A slang-term indicating the use of one's tongue and lips to lick, suck, and penetrate one's vagina for the purposes of sexual stimulation.

First thing I asked him was if he was down with tossing the fish, since he said no, I had to walk away.

It’s about time you started tossing my fish, my asshole needed a break!

My dude weirded me out last night by saying he wanted to “toss my fish” instead of just “going down on me”.

by FlyLikeASegal July 1, 2022

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