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Tommy flonker

Tommy flonker originates from a Latin backround and was originally coined by archeologist Jim E. Nu-traun. It is when the male slaps his spouse anywhere on the body and proceeds to scream "Tommy Flonker!". This catches the spouse off gaurd and then he proceeds to grab her and puts his genitalia into the spouses nose.
Me: Dude I really wanna Tommy Flonker my girl
Guy 1: Same
by papijohn November 21, 2017
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Tommy

Tommy is OBSESSED with star wars and minecraft and legos he makes Katalana and Rachel annoyed but he makes Beedoo super obsessed with Star Wars too. He likes the Mandalorian and Clone Wars and Battlefront 2 on the Xbox (which all of us got for Christmas but he hogs). He makes YouTube stopmotions with lego minifigures and he gets store credit from Andys. He also really really likes Jenobi.
Tommy is playing Battlefront again.
Tommy, stop talking about Mandalorian for once!
Tommy is a nerd lol.
by ranch. January 30, 2021
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Tommy cradock

He is in pap mode.
Tommy cradock will give you the curly finger.
by Tommycradick69 November 23, 2021
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stinky tommy

The act of the stinky Tommy is when one person (usually male) sneaks a live insect of any kind into an orrifice of an unsuspecting or sleeping partner.
'I thought I was with a gentleman last night until he pulled a stinky Tommy on me with a cicada. '
by stinkytommy January 30, 2025
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tommy epstein

a pedo on the famous anonymous app antiland
tommy epstein always tried talking to little boys and girls, he was a creep
by thertealwebertXD December 17, 2023
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tommy shooters

When someone has diarrhoea or the “shits
Harvey mate i got the tommy shooters
by Gonnorsgary December 14, 2018
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Tommy Wiggler

a relatively large penis that is slightly smaller than a Johnny Dangler
Everyone said James was hung, but I didn’t know he had a Tommy Wiggler.”
by qoda553 February 12, 2020
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