Pork Dumpurine

A horrible culinary abomination created by a japanese dude taking a shit on a pork dumpling and then boiling it in urine, hence Pork Dumpurine.

Hey Zack wanna go get some japanese food?
No way i'm sick of shitty sushi and pork dumpurines, lets get Italian instead.

by ThatSpergyGuyAtTheLunchTable March 16, 2022

Pork Chop

Andrew Brown

Andrew Brown is a pork chop

by BigPork5000 February 12, 2018

Pork Chop

In the tower industry the term "Pork Chop" refers to a safety climb cable grab device that resembles the shape of a pork chop. (Funny how so much tower terminology uses food terms. When you are working on a tower for 12hrs a day you can't really be expected to climb down for lunch.

Hey, don't start climbing that tower without your pork chop.

by RJake4d August 29, 2019

Pork Shield

Another word for a dude’s foreskin.

Dude, I got so wasted last night I somehow got jelly beans stuck in my pork shield.

by SticNanfield December 12, 2018

the dequavious pork of the situation

the elephant in the room

"the dequavious pork of the situation is that he's lying to me!"

"once you grasp the dequavious pork of the situation then you can talk"

by boofinthetrap November 21, 2025

pulling the pork

Family friendly version of “taking the piss”

“He’s pulling the pork”

by Crondom February 13, 2024

have pork

Similar in nature to "have beef", to have pork means to have an argument or disagreement with someone, mainly because of gossip, friendship losses, bullying etc with someone of the Jewish or Muslim faith.

That Adolf guy seems to really have pork with those bankers for some reason. What's up with that? It seems unfounded.

by DontWorryImJewish July 12, 2024