tongue punched my dirtstar

getting asspounded by a tongue
I was with this nasty bitch the other night and she tongue punched my dirtstar.
by kenny rogers June 26, 2007
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dutch tongue curler

The sexual act of defectating on a woman's vagina and the proceeding to perform oral sex on the woman.
Last night I gave my girl a dutch tongue curler.
by Pete125 August 18, 2007
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Choke on your tongue drunk

So drunk you forget how to speak your primary language. You're so blacked out that suffocating on your own vomit is the least of your worries, rather your tongue will go so limp that it will cut off your air supply.
He was choke on your tongue drunk, he couldn't figure out how to put the keys in the ignition if he tried to drunk drive.
by Lucille Balls April 05, 2010
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Old Man Tongue Disease

when one uses his/her tongue repeatedly to moisten their lips...or smelling the air with their tongue. commonly found at bingo parlors or park benches...and persons over the age of 63.
' i saw a man earlier lick his lips 20-30 times in a minute like a snake...he must have had "old man tongue disease"!!
by therealdow August 27, 2012
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National tongue kiss day

April 12 will be national tongue kiss day

Single or taken get ready to get tongued kissed
Get your tongue ready your about to get tongued kissed on national tongue kiss day
by Liza Pérez April 12, 2019
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