Some bitch ass virus that caused a quarantine in 2020, you can still get it. The first day, you test positive is most likely the day you’re sent home from the nurse, the second day, you feel like you’re a zombie, the third day is probably the worst day. You can’t stomach anything with the exception of liquids. It gets better afterwards.
Kid #1: wya, dude? You’re gonna be late
Kid #2: I tested positive for COVID, fam. I’m not going to school today.
Kid #2: I tested positive for COVID, fam. I’m not going to school today.
by TiredClarinetist September 8, 2024
Get the COVIDmug. We were together with friends for a Christmas Party and my neighbor dropped a COVID Bomb on everyone.
by rpcgal December 18, 2021
Get the COVID Bombmug. Guy 1: I'm gonna run to the store for some beer. Guy 2: I'm not sure if they are open you better call first because they have new covid hours. Guy 1: Great idea. Thanks man.
by jimmybomm April 21, 2022
Get the covid hoursmug. During a short period in U.S. history (2020-2021ish) when it was common place to see unlikely Unemployment Recipients (people who'd never worked or had money before) with thousands of dollars to their names, and not have any idea how or where to spend it.
Have I seen Junior lately? Man, I saw that fool last weekend playing Video Lottery like he was CoVid Rich!
by Jelly Jello January 25, 2025
Get the Covid Richmug. The newest addition to the list of dress codes for men and women during the time of Covid-19, where most people are working from home and conducting business on Zoom calls. Covid-Formal joins casual, semi-casual, business-casual, semi-formal, and formal in the dress code lexicon.
Covid-Formal consists of business-attire (button-down shirt/tie/jacket for men and button-down shirt or blouse for women) on the torso, and lounge-wear (pajama pants, gym shorts, etc.) on the bottom.
Covid-Formal consists of business-attire (button-down shirt/tie/jacket for men and button-down shirt or blouse for women) on the torso, and lounge-wear (pajama pants, gym shorts, etc.) on the bottom.
Drew joined in on his daily work Zoom call from home, but didn't have the webcam angled just right, revealing his Covid-Formal dress code of suit and tie with gym shorts, to all of his co-workers.
by JB9903 February 13, 2021
Get the Covid-Formalmug. Any black ops mission to eliminate the enemy coronavirus. Trained environmental service workers using hand to hand hygiene combat, high touch surface assaults, air to ground disinfectant missiles, and sanitizing drone strikes.
Our supervisor led us on a covert covid mission in 2020. We single handedly ripped the crown off that virus
by Unfiltered Coffey April 11, 2020
Get the Covert covidmug. by Dj KoniX April 13, 2022
Get the Covid Dickmug.