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Sandy Cheeks

A retarded horny squirrel from Texas who lives in the fucking ocean and should be fucking dead!
Sandy Cheeksis an asshole who eats too fucking much
Spongebob: Go on a diet!
by Spongebob the annoying fuck August 31, 2016
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Cleaving Cheeks

The act of using a dangerous tool (generally sharp) in order to spread one's ass cheeks
"The attachment I have on the jackhammer gonna be used for cleaving cheeks"
by Subscribe to TheNintendoBoi August 29, 2025
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mud cheeks

An unlawful action in which one person spreads their lower cheeks after not wiping, simulating a mud puddle between them.
Girlfriend: Yo can you hop on fortnite babe?
Partner: How about i spread my mud cheeks instead?
by rotthemelt May 16, 2023
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both cheeks

A fully-completed work; twice as much work as doing it half-assed.
"I could just do a half-assed job of covering the topic in 3 minutes, but I'm going to try to give you both cheeks here."
by IppikiRouka October 13, 2018
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beef cheeks on the chin

When you, or someone else is at a party and they just don't fit in. Eg, sober at a phrat party. Common name for this person is "Gary". Often think they're the main attraction but everyone just wants them to leave. Gives of a rapey/ creepy vibe.
"Man, i showed up to this party after work on Friday, everyone but me was wasted. I was a real beef cheeks on the chin but I stuck around anyway. Drove home sober at midnight"
by TheRealFakeGary June 24, 2020
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Walking on your ass cheeks

To be so high and couch locked that you have to slide one ass cheek then slide the other in order to make it off the couch
This Skywalker og will have you so high you’ll be “walking on your ass cheeks
by richgang7081 September 10, 2023
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