glaucoma of the anus

When one is simply tired of dealing with work bullshit.

Hey boss, I have glaucoma of the anus. Unfortunately, I can't see my ass coming in today.

by Satan McNinja March 10, 2017

Anus Hammer

Greatest WOW (World Of Warcraft) Band alive!
Featuring both musicians of TFODB (TrainFuck Of Dead Babies). Also known as the Crimson Cock and balls.

Wow! Dude, Anus Hammer rocks my night elfs nuts off!

by alpete August 7, 2008

Anu

Amazing human being that would do anything for anyone

Girl: I really like Anu
Friend: I see why, he’s a great guy

by Faceless_one11 November 23, 2021

ANUS QUOTE

Believe it or not an ASUS

Here is an ANUS QUOTE " A SHITEATER YOU SHIT and who would that be just FART and you will know when they come running towards you.

by PEDOPHILE PEDOPHILE September 11, 2021

anu

a cool asian person that plays minecraft everyday and loves anime

wow you are such a anu

by anuuu November 6, 2017

Anus Rip

An Anus Rip is when you are having intercourse and then decided to stick an alto partially into the rectum, then proceed to take a big juicy rip from the protruding alto device

“Hey babe, make sure you squeeze tight for this Anus Rip”

by Bootielover6787 February 17, 2022

ANUS

Annual Net Usage Statistics (Friends Reference)

"The ANUS is in... and it's ugly"

by -Apersonyoudontknow May 12, 2016