Anus Beef

The beefy mush that comes from your anus. Anus beef often has a strong musk. Some anus beef is very potent, while others may only have a slight beefy taste.
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anus beast pounder

I got a serious case of the dabbits from that anus beast pounder!
by Whiskyghost June 27, 2023
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gay ping anus

A name for someone's whos asshole may be larger than the craters on the moon. Or for someone's whos anus took an incredible amount of time to penetrate.
Dude 1: Hey that chick over there kinda nice
Dude 2: Nah bro, her nickname is Gay Ping Anus, if y'know what I mean.

Dude 1: *Drops soap*
Dude 2: You better pick that soap up and be ready to be called Gay Ping Anus for the rest of your life.
by Salty-San September 22, 2020
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Anus Rectum Face

A terrifying serial killer who roams the woods of the cocklands.
Little is known about this mysterious person except for their appearance. They possess a face (possibly a mask) with what appears to be a human rectum shown on it.

Sometimes in the woods, campers may hear their friends (s)cream in the night, followed by an ominous utterance:

"I have left you leaking and squeaking."

May whatever god exists have mercy on the poor individuals unfortunate to encounter this terrifying entity.
camper 1: I'm just going to go out into the woods to piss.
camper 2: Sure.

<after five minutes have elapsed>

camper 1: AHHHHHHHHH IT'S ANUS RECTUM FACE!
A.R.F.: I have left you leaking and squeaking.

camper 2: I'd better get the fuck out of here
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heinous anus

chick who isgaudy and smarmy that also shows strong signs of hubris. when she is not even a nickle on a scale of 10 . can be used to describe either a male or a female typically females
Mary's over there looking at everybody down her nose like she's better than her when she's nothing but a heinous anus
by uncle Ruhbarb May 16, 2020
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anus muffin

Term of affection for a person that has a sweet personality with an ass to match.
Morning my little anus muffin!
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Anus Frogs

When you create something fake to check if someone's trying to be a yes man to get in your pants
Person 1: what's your opinion on anus frogs?

Person 2: love em!

Person 1: Ah ha! They're not real, bitch!

Person 2: ;-;
by Honkhonkgoose April 12, 2021
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