Alpha Moron

A seemingly Chad person who takes a right decision at the wrong time.

Jerry: Man, jimmy is such an alpha chad.
Ron: yea man, that's why that hottie Beth from accounting's been all over him.
Jerry: Well did he ask her out?
Ron: Yea, but turns out her Boss fired her on the day he asked. she ran to the bathroom crying.
Jerry: Poor Jimmy.
Ron: It made him look like an Alpha Moron.

by ray_axe September 06, 2022

moonbase alpha

one of the best fucking games on steam, the tts is flawless and funny

moonbase alpha best game

by U-2800 June 12, 2022

alpha model

An alpha model is a person (male or female) who performs oral sex on members of the opposite sex.

"I'm so stoked that my new girlfriend is an alpha model."

by Potassium June 08, 2005

alpha file

Only one copy of this file may exist. In order to get this file, you must take someone else's alpha file.

Cotton couldn't take anyone's alpha file.

by dabodabo December 05, 2017

alpha sauce

Chick-Fil-A sauce

Yo, fuck barbeque or honey mustard! We goin to chick-fil-a for some alpha sauce

by Hit me with that wet dick dadd December 05, 2020

Alpha Straight

Straight people that dont support or are against corruption, mutilation or abomiantion, they are the ones falsely accused of being homophobic and transphobic for being pure alphas

TateHater193: "You are the most homophobic and transphobic twitter user, delete your account"

TopGMan: "Nah man, I am an Alpha Straight, Im not homophobic"

by Sh4d0wz June 27, 2023

Gen Alpha humor

Something that was created by the devil, it includes but is not limited to: Gyat, Skibidi, fanum tax, sigma, and rizzler.

Gen Alpha humor is disgusting!

by GamerGuy437 February 13, 2024