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Zach

Snail eating whore, who likes tapping his sister
Dam that guy Zach is such a fag
by sukymyduky October 22, 2019
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Zach

Zach is one of the very loyal . He will make the best bf/bsf ever. He will get you very cute and expensive gifts a lot. He is one of the funniest kids you know amd will ever meet. He can be rlly annoying at timesbut is one of the nicest people you will meet. He will usually date a girl named Zoe bc they share the same first letter of their name. Zachs Parents usually have a lot of money and their dad is usually a lawyer or doctor(most usually brain or heart surgeon) They are usually very popular.
You're going over to Zach's? He has a Mansion
by alexbaco19 April 15, 2020
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zach

the act of pulling out before something even begun because you´re an insecure incel.
Damn dude look at that girl you should ask for her number!
I zach to much there's no way she would give it to me anyway.
by Ejoyz January 3, 2023
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zach

a boy who is moody and mean
“come drinking zach”

“no i dont want to ruin my life
by chaz.millarxo June 6, 2020
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Zach and Cam

Probably the sexiest motherfuckers alive, all around 10's in every fucking category. Sexy, fucking jacked, boxing gods, they loving killing birds in satchels and tuck fat hogs. They will 1-2 fucking mayweather, 3-4 mcgregor you. Love fat wops and titties
Zach and cam are so fucking sexy
by Nelson TM June 2, 2020
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Zach's launguage

We all have a friend that says stuff, and means the total opposite. It can be bad or not that much of a big deal.

Idk: It's a 100% no.
Maybe: I'll think about it, but probably not.
I guess I'll be there: He won't be there
Omw: He is just now getting ready to leave but still has to poop, take a shower, and watch every movie on netflix.
I don't have money: a go to excuse to not do something with the boys
I'm going to stop by my gf's for a minute: He isn't coming back for the weekend. Just face it.
I have notifications off: He slid your message open and has no interest in what you sent him.
"Reick Chat": a reick chat is when he reads your group chat messages, but hasn't read your dm's you sent hours ago.
You want to do something?: He makes plans but forces you to set up the date, time, and place but ultimately forgets he made plans and dips.
I'm on the game rn!: He is in a party, but afk currently and won't come back for atleast 3 hours.
I'm about to eat dinner: He is muting everyone and watching YouTube to eat his ramen noodles.
Kody: Yo zach! You tryna go to the park and ball?
Zach: Yes
*He disappears off the face of the earth and can not be contacted for the next 48 hours*

Zach's launguage: Missleading context clues the boys need to watch out for.
by Choady Cockgargler September 19, 2020
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Zach

Gets people fit and strong AF, will eat all your food, loves dogs.
He got that person fit AF, while eating a whole chicken, while walking a dog, he’s definitely a Zach.
by Zach1101997 November 24, 2021
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