Keep the wind off

To have a snack.
To eat something so you aren’t hungry but also aren’t full.

Sid: “I had lunch 2 hours ago and dinner won’t be ready for a while yet but I’m hungry.”

Marc: “Just have something small to keep the wind off then.”

by Berrybop May 02, 2025

long-winded discussion

Refers to any meeting between two or more people that takes place after they have all partaken of voluminous quantities of baked beans or spiced cabbage, resulting in a comparably voluminous quantity of drawn-out butt-trumpet rasps.

"July is National baked bean Month" Pppppppp-rrrrrttttt. "Excuse me." Google "baked beans speech" for the entire hilarious long-winded discussion.

by QuacksO February 01, 2017

irish wind chime

Dead IRA members hanging from a tree

We hung those IRA bastards by the neck and made Irish Wind Chimes

by Man U for life March 24, 2024

Wind tunnel

When you’re in the bathtub, Butthole to Butthole and you fart into each other’s butts creating a wind tunnel

Man, we sat in the bath and wind tunnelled eachother.

by Princessskinwalker June 11, 2022

Wind tunnel

Wrapping your lips around, and/or sucking the fart out of a dead seagull

Remember when tooch did the wind tunnel with IT?

by qball da blumpkin king September 21, 2019

Wind Missile

When a woman queefs out her tampon.

Plain and simple. Look at that wind missile fly!!!

by Loberson December 03, 2023

Wind Shingles

Those little particles in the air that you’re not quite sure what they are but they are definitely tiny pieces of some sort of grotesque object.

Some Wind Shingles floated into my nose and I let out a massive sneeze. I hope that wasn’t a particle from some kind of weird insect

by Yodaclock June 30, 2024