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when things got hairy

A phrase to signify when you started puberty
Scott: "Yeah, 6th grade sucked!"

Brett: "Yep, that's when things got hairy for me. Wet dreams and messy laundry."
by von groovy June 6, 2019
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Chicken-Duck-Woman-Thing

A ruthless, deadly monster which hides in strange, pink bushes (known as the "Bushes of Love") to attack it's prey: humans. It's main attacking method is to hide in the Bushes, wait for targets, and ambush whoever walks by. The most famous case was when it attacked Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi on the planet Tatooine. It repeated it's attack 49 times and is currently still attacking Obi-Wan (Anakin is dead). It hates dogs. Kenobi then gave his story to a Youtube channel known as Bad Lip Reading (BLR), which changed his story into a cool music video. It has a kinship with Seagulls, which are also famous for harassing the Jedi Master Yoda (who coincidently also gave his story to BLR, who turned Yoda's one into another video.)
We all got a Chicken-Duck-Woman-Thing waiting in the Bushes for us.
by Pilgor the Lord of Goats June 10, 2022
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Can't have nice things

When a friend is the literal reason, in every scenario, as to why you can't have nice things. (Ex: always spilling beers, falling over things, breaking things, etc.)
God damnit, Deborah! You're the reason we can't have nice things!
by Eleventy Threeve June 18, 2020
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things that sound dirty but aren't

masticate
jaculate
tittular
titter
Bangkok (a city)
ipsical
epadermis
penal
wenis
I was masticating during lunch in Bangkok and somebody saw me and said i was being rude.

things that sound dirty but aren't
by Jamal4362 February 28, 2008
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one thing led to another

a phrase used by people to cut out part of a story that is not necessary, so that they can get to the meat of the story.

Usually used when people are talking about how they got a guy/girl in the sack.
joe: How did it go last night with whatshername ?

Cramer: We went bowling and one thing led to another and I ended up on top of her in my bed with her screaming !
by Vito August 16, 2004
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CLASSIEST THING EVER

The act of getting hammered then proceeding to pussy pop on a headstand in a bathtub with a sombrero on your head, Hannah Montana stickers on your nipples, topless.
For example,

Lucas Andahl is the CLASSIEST THING EVER
by DFEET October 13, 2011
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sweet pink thing

Hey Phil, get your sweet pink thing over here !
by little old salesman from NV March 16, 2010
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