tea bath

getting tea bagged and pissed on at the same time.

have you ever given your girl a tea bath? ;D

by poopycock. August 26, 2013

get this tea

Listen to this Gossip...Listen to this shit

"Hoes y'all sleep well if you ain't honey wake up and get this tea!!"

by Gnite the time November 29, 2015

tea slurper

a racial slur referring to a white British person. usually with. heavy british accent.

non-british person - hi
british person - ello mate
non-british person - shut up you tea slurper

by olipop6969 September 23, 2023

sippin on tea

Something a drug addicted egotistical narcissistic douchebag alcoholic business owner would say he was doing when he was actually doing drugs and getting drunk. Especially if this individual does not like tea.

Where have you been? Sippin on tea!

by BB _Wolf April 27, 2020

tea party

The act of two men taking a piss in the same urinal. Usually the streams cross in the process.

O crap, my pants are wet, I just had a tea party and steven seagal missed and tagged me.

by Danny Fields January 14, 2006

tea time

time when one smokes copious amounts of marijuana

I smoked 2 blunts at tea time

by retrom November 5, 2003

tea berry

to urinate in someone's ear and dip your scrotum in the newly created reservoir.

I went to the doctor to complain of an ear infection resulting from the tea berry I received last week. Little did I know there were a few non-identifiable hairs causing the infection

by Quinmill September 8, 2007