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Fence Post

Used to describe a close minded person that will argue for the sake of arguing. They will take a stance against you regardless of the information presented, accuracy is not important. If proven wrong via facts, they will continue to argue and/or attempt to move the conversation to a different topic.
This Reddit user is a fence post. Move along and stop wasting your time.
by Kint Macedonia October 29, 2019
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Simp Post

Usually when someone posts something on social media being vulnerable about themselves. It reveals a soft spot about the person that is sappy or embarrasingly sweet. Can be used in a romantically, platonically, or for your family.
Person one: Did you see Jessica's post about her best friends all going to different colleges after graduation?
Person two: Yeah man, it was so long. What a simp post!
by andimak2639 March 17, 2020
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post holes

phenomenon resulting from lack of status updates on Facebook.
I checked my Facebook this morning and saw post holes. Greg must be on vacation again. He has not posted anything for a couple of days.
by demon71 September 1, 2010
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Post-Scary

Used to describe a movie of the horror genre that isn't scary until you leave the theater. Thinking about it when you are lying in bed or home alone at night brings fear and anticipation.
Victim in bed: That wasn't a scary movie.... Monster looked like shit.
*Bump in the night*
Victim in bed: Okay... it was Post-Scary. I'm gonna die....
by Combat_Boots July 25, 2012
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post up

A basketball term in which an offensive player pushes his ass into a defender in hopes to push the defender backwards. The goal is to get closer to the hoop and get a basket.
He better post up against lebron if you want to make a basket
by Naturecamper July 10, 2016
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humping post

by honey lips July 31, 2016
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Post-jack

Hijacking someones facebook post with meaningless off-topic banter.
D: Q&A on ABC is awesome. Debate polly-ticians. Debate!

M: Mmm Polly-waffle

D: Did you just Post-jack?
by Meshies May 17, 2010
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