Snake Hand

Receiving a handjob with gloves of rough texture

"Dude Samantha gave me the snake hand yesterday"

by Punkhayd207 July 29, 2016

Infomercial Hands

Hands that can't do anything correctly. Infomercial Hands can't strain a pot of pasta or screw in a lightbulb or push buttons on a phone, so they require the purchase of a new fangled item that will come to the rescue.

Scott: What's with that guy? Why can't he tie his shoes?
Peter: He's suffering from Infomercial Hands. He clearly needs ShoeTie™.

by phalagen June 18, 2013

redditor hands

The hands of an obese person. Puffy and sausage fingered. Typically seen in a photo of them holding something and asking about it.

Though the sandwich was a normal size, it was dwarfed by the user's redditor hands.

by Word puncher August 20, 2023

Hand Imported

Imported by hand from a single person vs a company.

"My car air fresheners are hand imported from New York."

by Mashlahoney February 24, 2012

Dick Hands

A girl with really soft hands and knows how to massage your dick well.

You have great Dick hands! Ahhh I love it when you touch my dick .

by Peanutbuttervibezz April 18, 2018

hand magnets

Another term to describe breasts.

It's not my fault officer, she had a strong pair of hand magnets.

by Speck747 November 11, 2015

mandy hand

A very dry, sad, even painful handjob admistered by very chapped hands.

Sally gave me a $5 mandy hand behind the Taco Bell dumpster, but at least it was cheap.

by Dugan Champaign November 17, 2022