cum pistol

A deformed penis, the pelvic muscle underneath extends resembling a pistol like shape.
"Bob I dont know what the bulge in your pants is... is that a cum pistol?"
by Edzik June 30, 2008
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Unicorn Cum

A shot created by some bad to the bone bartenders in College Station. It is copied in name alone, but only a select few know how to properly make it. It is not blue, purple, or red. It looks like a kamikaze and tastes like rainbows dancing across your tongue. After two, you might even slap a leprechaun.
I would like 3 unicorn cum shots please.
by Aggie05 September 10, 2011
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Eats cum

When cum goes into your mouth and you swallow the cum
Everyone that keeps voting no for my definition eats cum and likes it when i cum in their mouth and they like dick cheese
by master god lord and savior December 15, 2019
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Cum bucket

female who sleeps with anyone regularly
by nice nipples March 04, 2017
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Cum Tissue

A derogatory term used to describe someone as the material used to wipe up or wash the cum off of one's penis.
Maggy stop being such a fucking cum tissue!
by Victor Mikiello May 14, 2010
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Just cum

Something a girls says when she wants a baby
Oh yess, daddyjust cum in me!
by Bbcyou gmanny June 25, 2019
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cum crash

The sensation of extreme fatigue after blowing your load after sex or masturbation.
"I'm so exhausted; I can't move a muscle. I love sex but hate the cum crash afterwards."
by youwillsaywow March 25, 2010
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