cum pistol

A deformed penis, the pelvic muscle underneath extends resembling a pistol like shape.

"Bob I dont know what the bulge in your pants is... is that a cum pistol?"

by Edzik June 30, 2008

Unicorn Cum

A shot created by some bad to the bone bartenders in College Station. It is copied in name alone, but only a select few know how to properly make it. It is not blue, purple, or red. It looks like a kamikaze and tastes like rainbows dancing across your tongue. After two, you might even slap a leprechaun.

I would like 3 unicorn cum shots please.

by Aggie05 September 10, 2011

cum crash

The sensation of extreme fatigue after blowing your load after sex or masturbation.

"I'm so exhausted; I can't move a muscle. I love sex but hate the cum crash afterwards."

by youwillsaywow March 25, 2010

Cum Tissue

A derogatory term used to describe someone as the material used to wipe up or wash the cum off of one's penis.

Maggy stop being such a fucking cum tissue!

by Victor Mikiello May 14, 2010

Alan Cumming

A multi-talented but very underrated Scottish actor with a voice like honeyed velvet and beauty that none can match.

I saw Alan Cumming as Floop in "Spy Kids."

Alan Cumming hosted the 2015 Tony Awards with Kristen Chenowith.

Alan Cumming is a silver fox.

by talkcummingtome August 30, 2016

Cum Garage

A complete ho who is down to fuck at any time.

Guy: "Wanna smash? Im bored af..."
Cum Garage: "Yeah im down"

by fuckyou939 December 17, 2016

Just cum

Something a girls says when she wants a baby

Oh yess, daddyjust cum in me!

by Bbcyou gmanny June 25, 2019