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Test driving a girl means to fuck her with the intent to gather info about her; or to see if she's a "Good Fuck". Which happens before dating.
Or just to make sure that bitch ain't crazy.
Test driving a girl means to fuck her with the intent to gather info about her; or to see if she's a "Good Fuck". Which happens before dating.
Or just to make sure that bitch ain't crazy.
Friend 1: Yo where were you last night?
Friend 2: I was with my girl bro.
Friend 1: man I thought you guys were just chillen.
Friend 2: Nahh man I always test drive pussy before I buy it yo. I think she's good to go!
Friend 2: I was with my girl bro.
Friend 1: man I thought you guys were just chillen.
Friend 2: Nahh man I always test drive pussy before I buy it yo. I think she's good to go!
by Hart07 August 25, 2014
Get the Test Drive mug.A test that tells if a girl can be hoyted. Performed by determining if one's arms can be wrapped around the girl and still touch. If one's arms do not touch, the Hoyt Test was a failure.
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the test a woman does at a clothing store to make sure her boobs dont fall out of her garmet.(commonly used with sticky boobs)
"hey Tina, that tube top is pretty small maybe you should do a jump test to check so your tits wont fall out?"
by mood-apathetic August 2, 2008
Get the jump test mug.Almost the same as described in definition 1, unless you plan on studying geography in college. Definitely not a test that's as easy as it sounds.
Person 1: "That geography test couldn't have been that hard, could it?"
Person 2: "Seriously, that test was a lot more than knowing capitals and coloring countries in."
Person 2: "Seriously, that test was a lot more than knowing capitals and coloring countries in."
by c.eliz March 24, 2010
Get the Geography Test mug.This is the test of whether you, as a living organism, can keep your alleles in the gene pool for another generation. If you pass it suggests that you are participating in evolution and are fit enough to not be removed from the gene pool in one generation.
Girl> I had my baby.
Friend> Yay! You passed the Darwin test!
Girl> I had my tenth baby.
Friend> You already passed the Darwin test, isn't this overkill.
Girl> I'm trying to beat the odds for a the next few generations.
Guy> That dude did the best favor he could to the evolution of humanity by removing himself from the gene pool.
Friend> He either won a Darwin award, or epic-failed the Darwin Test.
Friend> Yay! You passed the Darwin test!
Girl> I had my tenth baby.
Friend> You already passed the Darwin test, isn't this overkill.
Girl> I'm trying to beat the odds for a the next few generations.
Guy> That dude did the best favor he could to the evolution of humanity by removing himself from the gene pool.
Friend> He either won a Darwin award, or epic-failed the Darwin Test.
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This is an unwritten (until now) rule that states that any girl that has anything similar to Lucy Liu is not hot.
ie. Asian girls with freckles.
ie. Asian girls with freckles.
I don't like your girlfriend.. don't worry. She failed the Lucy Liu Test so i won't have to steal her from you.
by Tsen Wrath January 27, 2011
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