dining room table

Someone who is unable to think for him- or herself and attempts to liken President Obama with Hitler.

Dude, I'd explain why the sky is blue, but you're so stupid you're a dining room table.

or

Barney Frank to Idiot: "Having a conversation with you would be like having a conversation with my dining room table."

by Lexapros and Lexicons August 19, 2009

Indoneisian Picnic Table

when two guys are having sex with a woman, one proceeding to stick it in the vag and the other the mouth holding her up with their penis's

dude we had such hardcore sex last night that we held her up....with our dicks

Yeah dude we indoneisian picnic tabled her alllll night

by 12younger November 20, 2009

Tamzin Taber

the most beautiful and amazing person ever. she’s so so talented and funny. always makes people smile.

when my daughter grows up , i want her to be just like Tamzin Taber

by madstar09 May 23, 2020

running the table

When a guy in a group full of girls manages to fuck them all in one night.

Did you see josh last night? He was running the table on 5 chicks.

by bffhm October 23, 2011

tabernac

Fr. Canadian. An expression of surprise, warning ('look out!), astonishment, or disgust. Alternate spelling of tabarnak.

(To a wayward horse from the cart driver.) 'Whoa! Whoa! Tabernac!'

by userboy May 16, 2013

Table Time

This one is just fucked up. You're banging someone on a table, and your parter asks you what time it is. You must respond, "It's Table Time!" and slam their head repeatedly on the table.

It's fun.

by StONY January 25, 2004

table top

A ass that is so fat and round, the way in which it protrudes from the body is similar to a table top.

Damn son, that girls got a table top! I could rest my drink on dat ass.

by Datkid99 October 28, 2009