Wet Banana Sunday

when you have to work in a supermarket on a sunday and pick up a bunch of wet imported bananas that have never seen the light of day and they smell fucking foul

“happy wet banana sunday”
“i’m having a breakdown because it’s wet banana sunday”

by justgotchocolateimokaynow July 9, 2023

Sunday smoker

Someone who usually smokes once a week so acts stupid when they do.

A: I don't know why I keep ashing on myself.
B: it's cause you're a Sunday smoker.

by Necklacestand March 29, 2022

Sticky Sunday

The act of staying in bed all day and masturbating as many times as you can, without cleaning it up.

All I did yesterday was had a sticky sunday.

by Waforkus March 23, 2024

what wins on sunday sells on monday

A sentence that derived from racing meaning whatever won on the race day will have a increase in demands the day after.

Guy 1: why does mercedes win every race?
Guy 2: i don't know but what wins on sunday sells on monday man

by elongatedeel June 28, 2021

Palm Sunday

Riding your girlfriends ass well into Sunday morning

Dude I had the best Palm Sunday last week

by d1//pick1e November 27, 2021

Ass Rape Sunday

the third Sunday in June, a day on which anal sex in particular is honored, especially in Consensual Non-Consenting arrangements

The first known observation of the holiday was on the fifteenth of June, 2008, and is often celebrated in place of, or alongside Father’s Day in the United States

“A happy Ass Rape Sunday, to All Who Celebrate,”

by Perman April 29, 2025

there's a first Sunday in every month

Just because something has never happened, doesn't mean it won't ever happen.

" I've never and will never kiss a man with a mustache."
"There's a first Sunday in every month."

by Tee Lady July 23, 2022