When you take a strawberry, ejaculate on the strawberry until it is fully covered in hot jizz. Wait for the cum to dry and crystallize, then inert the strawberry covered in crystallized nut, into your asshole. Wait for it to harden, and use it as a daily butt plug.
by Jesam March 21, 2024
Get the Soggy Strawberrymug. When a male ejaculates on the abdomen of his partner and then smears the semen with his testicles, moving in a circular motion, alternating between clockwise and counterclockwise directions. The action should mirror that of Daniel-san in the 1984 hit movie, “The Karate Kid”.
Him: Your belly looks like it could use a buffing?
Her: Soggy Miyagi me, daddy-san!
Him: I’m gonna wax on, jack off all over
Her: Soggy Miyagi me, daddy-san!
Him: I’m gonna wax on, jack off all over
by master-peeyagi September 25, 2021
Get the Soggy Miyagimug. When a guy is having sex with a chick and he pulls out early and blasts his McFlurry splash on a thing of McChickens and makes the girl eat it
The other night after the bar Ty took that chick home and gave her a plate of Soggy McDickChickens they picked up from McDonalds
by Soggy McDickChicken December 16, 2021
Get the Soggy McDickChickenmug. A term used to refer to people that are currently in their feelings, most notably through their failure in achieving any romantic success or just dwelling in their past relationships
Friend 1: Yo, you good, why yo look so damn depressed?
Friend 2: Yeah I'm straight, I'm just feelin soggy yk
Friend 3: Yeah yeah I feel u bruh
Friend 2: Yeah I'm straight, I'm just feelin soggy yk
Friend 3: Yeah yeah I feel u bruh
by IHCCP July 19, 2021
Get the Soggymug. by CatBears February 23, 2017
Get the soggy cheeksmug. A sex act in which multiple males ejaculate onto and around the penis of another male before said genitalia is used to penetrate the anus of another male.
It is often said that an act of a sexual nature is not gay unless the scrotums of the involved parties come into contact. This is proved patently false when partaking in the Soggy Doggy.
by THE soggy doggy April 19, 2021
Get the Soggy Doggymug. When you get a nice chip ( noun Chip Ch-i-p British English)
And wipe it on a Moist minge. To get the flavour of the Fish and Chips. The opposite of a Well done Chip.
And wipe it on a Moist minge. To get the flavour of the Fish and Chips. The opposite of a Well done Chip.
Mate i could do with some fish and chips, but I'm skint.
Why not ask your lass for a soggy chip?
Good idea. cheers mate!
Why not ask your lass for a soggy chip?
Good idea. cheers mate!
by StreyCat July 30, 2022
Get the Soggy Chipmug.