Schnitzel Shank

When you get kidnapped by a fat German and he decides to shank you in his new Lederhosen

"Ach! Guten Morgen Kinder, sterben jüdischen Abschaum!"

*You receive a Schnitzel Shank*

by Thitherurtian November 28, 2017

Shanky Shank

A FUCKING God

Dude, that guy is such a Shanky Shank

by Shanky Shank May 21, 2018

Crim-shank

A verb describing the use of a spoon, probably sharpened, to stab a human in the anus. This is used is prisons in Australia, as the spoon is the only metal in the prison system.

Josh: Did you hear Terry did a Crim-shank?
Sam: F*** that’s so bad.

by LanuageGod April 21, 2019

shiggley shank

A term use to inform someone that you are about to stab and rob them.

Person One: Listen here pal. Make one move and I'll shiggley shank you.
Person Two: *Shaking* Ok man I-I'll do what you w-want just don't shiggley shank me.

by MATE I HUD A ACCIDENT BOI HELP November 20, 2019

Throat shank

To hit someone in the throat with a karte chops kinda motion

Bro I just frickin throat shanked mrs polls she said my neck dawg

by Lwebbdawg November 22, 2019

kathryn shank

the biggest bitch you’ll ever know

“You know that girl in math class, yeah she’s a total kathryn shank”

by Aspen188399 September 8, 2020

Mrs.Shank

an annoying little shat

man I just took a Mrs.shank

by Bailey Adams September 14, 2020