Werner shot

This a shot in football that references Chelsea and Germany footballer Timo Werner. He is known for missing open chances and so when someone misses an open goal, its a Werner joke

Player 1: (misses from 2 cm away)
Opposition: Such a werner shot

by UMM OKK LOL October 13, 2021

Sniper Shot

When a male and female both feel the need to pee however there is only one toilet available, the woman sits down to pee whist the male aims for the small gap between the woman’s private area and the front of seat. It’s usually messy, however with practice, the perfect sniper shot can achieved.

Woman: I need to pee so bad!
Man: Me too! I can’t hold it!
Woman: I guess we are gonna have to sniper shot it then.
Man: I guess so. Good luck!
Woman: Aim well and please don’t spray me... much ;p

by I’m no Gimpton July 4, 2020

pregnancy shot

When you shoot your load so far that it would for sure get a girl pregnant.

I was fucking my girl last night and when I pulled out I came so far it went over her head. That was almost a pregnancy shot!

by onemanwinner April 18, 2017

Immoral Shots

When vaccine manufacturers are distributing Covid-19 vaccine booster shots to the rich and selfish countries, while paying lip service to the poor and corrupt nations, which depend mostly on donation from countries guilty of practicing vaccine diplomacy.

Is administering Covid-19 vaccine boosters “unjust” and “unfair” when only 7% of the population of Africa has received a dose, compared to more than 50% of the populations from other continents? How could selling these immoral shots to wealthy countries while ignoring the oft-rogue and dictatorial nations help to stop the pandemic globally?

by MathPlus October 13, 2021

Boski-Shots

An unnecessary hurtful or blunt attack at someone for no reason at all. Usually resulting in the person feeling deep confusion and insult.

Joe: Hey Ross, you got any gum left?
Ross: No i fucking don't you wee prick, go buy some yourself you poor cunt.
Joe: I, uh.. sorry...
^ Example of Boski-Shots. ^

by xoted November 25, 2015

Lung Shotted

If your in VAPE nation and you can't handle 220 watts then you will cough. This is a lung shot

Nah dude I lung Shotted on 30 watts. Shit looks like I won't be in vape nation anytime soon :(

by Will Wheatley November 9, 2016

Mug Shot

A shot of rum, whiskey, or any other spirit of choice mixed with Mug Root Beer.

(Person 1): Hey, let’s take a Mug Shot!
(Person 2): No.

by Mr. Blue Steel February 1, 2023