Side Salad

Tossing the salad of a midget.

Dude, you totally tossed that midget's salad! Aw yeah, a side salad...

by neworleansshaun May 3, 2010

salad nazi

When someone puts shit on yo salad that you don't want. It makes you wanna slap a hoe.

Howie Miller put cabbage and cucumbers on my salad. He is da Salad NazIIII.

by mpiontick May 12, 2009

Russian Salad

Three different brands of vadka.
Either all mixed together or taken one after the other in quick succession

Guy 1: Dude you were so smashed last night, what happened?
Guy 2: I dont know, last thing i remember is having a Russian Salad.

by 1n5(0)Mn1A March 7, 2011

fruit salad

its not an Ethiopian condom

Person 1: "dude did you eat some fruit salad?"
Person 2:"yes, I ate some fruit salad."
Person 1: "oh, okay. Cool."
Person 2: "yeah, you bet."
Person 1:"did you hear they're not Ethiopian condoms"
Person 2: "I mean, that's pretty obvious"
Person 1: "oh"

by Mangularis Angularis November 30, 2016

Mississippi Salad

The act of vomiting, urinating, then defecating on a womans pussy and stirring it up with your dick, creating a kind of salad inside her.

The only good thing about getting the flu every once in a while is that Mary let's me give her the old Mississippi Salad.

I now walk around shirtless in December so I don't miss the opportunity.

by Dont Ask... Man March 2, 2010

back salad

A thick layer of curly hair on a the back of a man, usually spotted at the beach or other shirtless venues. Resembles a black noodle salad.

"Did you see that back salad at the beach?"

"I just couldn't take it anymore, his back sald was all over the sheets."

by Hetha April 4, 2007

toss salad

Tossing someone's salad is basically giving a shitty cum-ridden asshole a rim job.

That first week Rob Rotili learned he was too pretty for prison. He already had all of the "sisters" lining up for his speciality - tossed salad.

by David Gross April 27, 2004