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Nissan Queef

An alternative name for the Nissan Leaf electric car. It's called a Nissan Queef because it's a little pussy fart of a car.
OMG Did you see what Jim is driving? He'd driving a Nissan Queef! I never knew Jim was gay.
by Shawnerrr November 22, 2010
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European Queef

A European Queef is where a female queefs into a male's stretched asshole.
Martha let European Queefed into Mark's asshole last night.
by THE LURRRR!! May 22, 2011
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Up-Queef

The part of a Queef that happens immediately after the queef has released and the vaginal cavity is closing back up, which can result in the sucking up of underwear or clothing. Which can even result in cameltoe.
"A Queef feels good. Tickles even. If it weren't for up-Queef I'd be doing it everyday."
queefvaginacameltoecameltoecamel toe
by Glenn Giron September 18, 2011
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Power Queef

When a female bodybuilder does power thrusts she forms a massive protein powered gas pocket in her vagina that, when released, can level 10 city blocks.
That roiding bitch is about to power queef us to kingdom come!
by Muffy Strong April 18, 2013
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Shurig queef

The act of queefing in a jar and selling it.
John: Dude i bought a shurig queef!
Devon: dude thats great!
by Devon G January 8, 2017
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arkansas queef patty

The act of a girl shitting and queefing in your mouth while your eating them out
I just Arkansas queef patty this guy last night.
by Blueballs22 July 12, 2018
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Alabama queef canon

When having insane sex on top of a civil war era cannon your partner screams FUCK ME HARDER resulting in you pulling out from fear, the resulting queef launches your partner 10 feet in the air pulling a confederate flag behind her showing the pride of this amazing country. (can only be performed in alabama)
Pipedope: hey Snakeman wanna try the Alabama queef canon?

Snakeman: okay Pipedope lets get this going
by the one and only steve March 30, 2019
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