smash the pumpkin

fucking a girl

phil is going to smash the pumpkin tonight

by ThePumpkinSmasher March 20, 2016

Carve your pumpkin

Fucking someone’s girl so much that their vagina literally looks like it’s been carved.

man would I carve your pumpkin

by Doseofshadi October 22, 2017

four iron blocks one pumpkin head

how to make an iron golem in minecraft all you need is 4 iron blocks one pumpkin head

villager says "holy fuck we need to get rid of these zombies¨
other villager ¨just get four iron blocks one pumpkin head retard¨
villager¨ thanks, now follow @big_autism_memes please¨

by big autism memes on instagram May 7, 2018

carve the pumpkin

During the month of October, shaving a design in to your girlfriend's/wife's pubes while leaving the surrounding area completely bare.

"Last night, my girlfriend let me carve the pumpkin before she got in the shower."

by Kal-El 12 October 30, 2018

Weeding the pumpkin

Shaving a old man's balls

Andy is weeding the pumpkin's in the chief's office

by Hayyyyyy420 July 25, 2019

sexy man pumpkin

A bare-chested, muscled guy in gray sweatpants wearing a freshly carved Pumpkin over his head as a mask; or a simple latex Pumpkin Mask.

I wanna fuck a SEXY MAN PUMPKIN on Halloween this year!!!

by nativedude11:11 September 19, 2020

Sad little pumpkin

When someone is sad 😞

I’m a sad little pumpkin 🎃

by Jason McRae February 2, 2021