spreading pudding on toast

The act of spreading an angry midgets legs wide open on a hot motorcycle exhaust ,usually followed by would you like mayonnaise on that

The lads where spotted spreading pudding on toast in the carpark while the gaffer watched

by B.Conlon May 26, 2019

roly-poly pud

a penis

"His roly-poly pud is tiny!"

by IvorBiggunFan March 23, 2024

Pud

(Noun) - A useless sack of human meat, i.e., a pointless, annoying person

Dude, that guy is such a pud. Like, what is he even doing? He does absolutely nothing.

by Pettywise November 4, 2020

Pudding goggles

The act of ejaculating in both of ones eyes during the act of masturbation.

"Hey, Ben, it's your turn to draft."

"Gimme a minute, I gave myself pudding goggles again!"

by ElZarape July 27, 2017

Spotty Dog Pudding

The proper name is Spotty Dick Pudding, but my parents were too prudish to use such a crude word as Dick and so in our extended family, the name for Spotty Dick Pudding is called Spotty Dog Pudding. It also looks like a Spotty Dog and not like a Spotty Dick.

:-)

On Sundays, I love a bit of spotty dog pudding with custard.

by Black Cat Redhill Surrey July 11, 2023

Pud

The humid wasteland located south of the sack and north of the poohole.

Dougal was caught picking nyash hair out of his teeth after a night spent tongue punching Zacks inflamed pud.

by Nathan clyde January 26, 2025

PUD FUD

If your allways puding / fuding

Pud fud is used if your feeling pudish

by Pud fud August 11, 2019