google professional

Usually a fat person that assumes they know everything about google in order to bixby the opposite sex in strip clubs

My name is Kevin Chen, I am a google professional

by punnytummy October 12, 2018

The Professional

A highly un-inteligent person who has a brain of mush

U have a brain of the Professional

by H dawgy August 27, 2019

la profe

an agent that exhibits amazing knowledge within the company que se tiene que llamar la profe duh

La profe de Yoli to the rescue

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Cuppa Prof

The Hottest Beverage in the World.

'Have you heard the new Cuppa Prof song'

'Yeah man, only makes Bangers and Cuppas

by Tempwork November 2, 2020

Nutty Professor

The title of a movie about a College professor who has an ego named Buddy Love & has a family who loves eating a huge load of food.

I remember watching "The Nutty Professor" & i I didn't care for it.

by MASTUH OSCG 8845 IS BACK December 27, 2020

blacktop professor

court preacher. drops knowledge without being asked. unexpected source of wisdom. not an actual professor.

see also: couch professor

"blacktop professor coming in with the 3" (good advice)
can also be used as an insult, if the advice is annoying

"blacktop professor: cut the shit"

by throwstones January 25, 2021

Liquid Profanity

Profanity that can mean something good or bad regardless of sentence structure.

The teacher wasn't sure whether the student was complementing her or insulting her. The teacher asked the student to explain his use of liquid profanity.

by Deffi Man May 24, 2021