Pound Hog Day

The one day a year it is ok to have sex with fat girls. occurs on ground hog day

"I cant wait for Pound hog day this year! Its my favorite holiday."

by wakaflakaguccigucci March 12, 2012

pounded in

A skydiving term, a term we use when someone cant land a parachute or has some sort of malfunction on landing.

Man, that guy Chris sure cant fly that stiletto 120 and he just pounded in.

by The Diggler... February 7, 2013

proud to be australian

proud to be Australian is a little sentence used by Australians. the stupidest thing that has ever been said by anyone. why would anyone be proud to be that. you all hate your own creations: such as the company holden. you all prefer to drive ford which is true American and whats even worse is that there is a little bit of rivalry between the two countries. the hate in your hip hop scene is unbelievable. your all Australian get along! but the worse one is racism. back in the day you came here and took the land from aboriginals and then you created the stolen generation program to wipe out all the aboriginals. tell me what person has the sort of mind to even think of that. that is probably the most mental thing I have ever seen in my life. getting rid of a culture, was it because their dicks are bigger? or was because their skin was darker? then you finally stopped picking on them in the 90's. I would really hate to be an Australian. sure every country had their own fights between black and white but it didn't end in the 90's

Bazza: im so proud to be Australian, true blue aussie.

joe: why would you be proud to be one of those.
bazza: true blue mate, straya for life. why wouldn't you be proud.
joe: because you cockheads wanted to kill a whole culture.

by proud not to be australian September 14, 2013

pound town

We will be taking a ride in a truck to a place called pound town where we are gonna have rough sexual intercourse.

Get in the fuck truck , cause we are going to pound town.

by merl420 June 28, 2015

jack pound

to fuck a girl really, really hard for an extended period of time.

I jack pounded that hot slut from the club last night for a solid hour. Way to go Brad!!

by T Morph April 4, 2008

dude pounder

derogatory slang for a homosexual man, often used as a put-down among friends

Male #1: I can't help it I enjoy watching Dancing with the Stars. The sequined outfits are pretty.

Friend of Male #1: You are such a dude pounder.

by jimer jamer May 26, 2009

Five Pound Mud Hat

:1) To be having such a shitty day that you feel like you're wearing a Five Pound Mud Hat. 2) To be on the receiving end of a tubgirl. 3) To have your head so far up your ass that you're wearing a Five Pound Mud Hat.

And she was all, "you want me to give you a Five Pound Mud Hat?" And I was like, "wtf's a Five Pound Mud Hat?" And then she said, "why don't you look it up on urbandictionary.com ass hole."

by MudHatter June 26, 2010