corn poo

When you eat alot of corn and then when you take a shit if you look at the shit it has whole chunks of corn and corn kernels in it.

"Damn! All that corn I ate last night was crazy. This morning I had major corn poo. I was honored so I took a picture and put it on the fridge next to R. Sterners mom."

by Richard Ivan November 12, 2004

puss a poo

a girl whom has a very hairy vagina in resemblence of a small lap dog preferably a poodle

brad: how was the snatch last night

chaz : eh was ok but that bitch had a puss a poo

by lunchinncutiesprinks July 4, 2009

Poo Manchu

To draw a fecal moustache on your partner using your finger or penis after having anal sex.
Alternate definition, see Dirty Sanchez.

Although she wasn't Asian or male, Darlene sure looked the part after her lover gave her a Poo Manchu.

by Su Nam April 23, 2006

poo-rub

a poo rub is when a man has half a shit then rubs it all over his then rubs the shitty hand all other his face and chest.

"mmm i could really go for a poo-rub about now, says fred durst"

"poo-rubbing is simply amazing"

by [e-mail] September 26, 2006

Smurf Poo

Plain and simple, 'Blu Tack'.

office clerk:"could you pass me the Smurf Poo please?, i need to stick some pictures to the wall."
colleague:"sure!, here you go"

by Skinuss May 18, 2008

poo heckler

That person who, when someone is using the restroom for an extended visit (#2), continuously rattles the doorkonb, bangs on the door, and/or yells "watchya doin in there?".
The objective of this rude assault on a person at their most defenseless moment is to make the victims dump unrelaxing and stressful as possible. Extreme heckling can at times prevent poo entirely, leaving the victim at risk of a hershey squirt later on.
The Poo Heckler most often lurks around offices or other densly populated areas, preferably with small, single occupant restrooms. This enables maximum humiliation and discomfort to their victims.
Poo Heckler is not to be confused with "dump cheerleader" or the infamous "turd burglar"

"i was taking a nice relaxing dump, but Jamie kept banging on the door and rattling the doorknob. What a total poo heckler!!"

by wordman07 May 25, 2007

Poo Dawg

The main ingredient in a Poo Dawg Milkshake. A flavorful, earthy, nutty, rich taste that pairs well with jellyfish, cheesecake, and Rumple Minze.

The woman, clearly pissed off at her boyfriend for butt-fucking her husband behind her back and in their marital bed, dumped her poo dawg milk shake over both men's head.

by Kah-Kah Bum December 5, 2018