pony ass bitch

A name you call someone who YOU think looks like a horse..or if you have a friend who's hung like a horse, you can call him that too..

You: 'Look at that girl, she looks like a horse!'
Me: 'Ew, I know! Stupid pony ass bitch!'
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You: 'I'm hung like a horse.'
Me: Shut the fuck up you pony ass bitch!'

by DKhoner December 20, 2005

Sparkle Pony

A person of mythical origin who is prone to prance and gallop the night away with whiskey bottles hanging at the hips.

They are rare and hard to find, so if you find one it will be magic.

That sparkle pony is a real bahlness.

by Vinylwino November 25, 2013

riding the pony

When one gets screwed over. Or put in a no choice situation. Also may be refered to as "being on the ruff"

Andre: Helder want to chill on the weekend?
Helder: No man i have to go to a stupid ass wedding!!
Andre: No choice! your riding the pony!

by Andre A April 24, 2006

stanz pony

a pony from st anns in nottingham

stanz pony!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by freakylad June 18, 2004

pony

Someone who is unpleasing to the human eye.
Also known as a minga.

Man what is up with Rob and the pony?

by HankDank April 23, 2006

Pony Show

Dancing like a little bitch for a white hoe.
Then whippin yo salami stick out and slappin that bitch wit it.

Kelsey - "I want a Pony-Show, Trevor!"
Trevor - "No just let me finger you baby!"
Kelsey - "Fuck You, No Pony Show Equals No Pussy"
Trevor - "Okay then, drop a beat."

moaning/groaning continues with the music...

by Rovert Yr January 18, 2009

Ponus

1. Something that makes an annoying noise for a long period of time.
2. Something you say when playing video games and you get a high score, headshot etc.

1. That idiot is being such a ponus! He won't shut up!

2. Ponus! I got a tactical nuke playing modern warfare 2!

by ravensdude June 12, 2010