Nordic Pony

A generously sized phallus with superb blonde pubic hair that would cause anyone making direct eye contact to cry and begin to unexplainably slow dance in place.

Gary has a magnificent Nordic Pony! Why am I now slow dancing by myself?

by Gator6977 August 23, 2020

pony twist

when you grab a mans genitals through the back of his legs and twist in a spiral up motion causing the dick bone to fracture

dude i pony twisted this african man last night!!

by slimybigballs July 10, 2015

pampered pony

Is a high maintenance female, that needs to be waited on hand and foot. Basically a spoiled brat.

Look at Dawn over there getting her nails done for the 5th time this week. She’s such a pampered pony.

by MormonMafia88 May 25, 2022

side pony

A ginger haired dude who wears a side pony...but also can be the male version of a side chick

Ted is nice...but he’s like, my side pony.

by thetatertot August 12, 2018

Poni

Poni is literally a perfect human being. He can be a perfect boyfriend or a friend indeed.

People like to be around a poni.

Wow she’s so lucky to have poni

by Lil booty minter November 23, 2021

Pony

Pony is a noun used to describe a poo, can also be used to describe the quality of something.

“I’m going to take a pony”

“Mars bars are so pony I don’t like them”

by Boats and hoes 134 July 11, 2021

My Little Pony Jar

The place I am going if I do not behave :(

You are going in the my little pony jar

by Tangly March 7, 2025