clean the pickle

to masturbate in a fashion of gently stroking up and down the phallus, pleasantly, covering all spots...compared to vigorously and violently beating the meat...which can leave chaff marks

When colby got home ,he planned to clean the pickle, to save him from further scarring

by rickyyyyy June 10, 2007

Shoot a pickle jar into space

To go to extreme measures after being thoroughly frustrated, in a way that will not actually help the situation.

William spent three months trying to beat I Wanna Be The Guy. After dieing every time in the same place for a solid month, he was so fed up that he smashed his keyboard into pieces and threw his computer out the window. This is what it means to shoot a pickle jar into space.

by Haragorn February 22, 2010

peanut butter pickle dog

"you want a pb&j?"

"naw throw some

PICKLE on a bun fucker with sum mutha Fukin peanut buttah! Make a Peanutbutter pickle dog !"

Peanut butter pickle dog

by MonRic February 13, 2017

tickle my pickle

Something that excites you, platonically.

A: The circus is coming in to town.

B: Oo, that doesn't half tickle my pickle!

by lobsterfish October 29, 2012

pickledick

A complete disgrace to someone.
Lumpy penis.
Justin Timberlake has been called this several times.

Justin Timberlake sounds like a pickledick.
Ay pickledick, how's the cobalt?

by yuhknowhoitis April 9, 2009

off my pickle

Getting really, really drunk.

Amanda: "Are we going out tonight? I want to get off my pickle."

by charlotte8900 April 27, 2007

Balls deep in a pickle jar

To be interrupted when extremely busy.

So there I was balls deep in a pickle jar when this guy comes up and asks me where the nearest Wallmart is, so i look at him and say "BUSY FOOL!!!"

by Not a child molester March 12, 2010