(adj.) Someone who stays dependent or immobile not because they can’t move on, but because it’s easier not to. A person financially capable of independence yet emotionally or administratively stuck — often lacking job history, credit, or initiative.
“He’s got a savings account and a Tesla while living with his ex. Lucky for him, he's been anchor lazy for years.”
“A chronic case of anchor laziness keeps her from signing a lease.”
“A chronic case of anchor laziness keeps her from signing a lease.”
by Dr. Jre "Chronic" Ler November 5, 2025
Get the Anchor Lazy mug.When a bitch refuses to get up from the sofa or bed and lets their family do the rest of the chores.
by Zon’t Zo It December 25, 2022
Get the lazy mug.by BlazedSushi January 3, 2024
Get the Lazy Sunday Fan mug.Psychopathic laziness refers to a willful and emotionally detached refusal to exert effort or fulfill responsibilities, often paired with manipulativeness, superficial charm, or entitlement. It is not mere procrastination or low motivation, but a morally vacant disregard for the burdens one places on others by choosing not to act.
🧠 How It Differs From Regular Laziness:
Ordinary Laziness Psychopathic Laziness
Driven by fatigue, fear, apathy Driven by entitlement, disdain, or manipulation
Feels guilt or shame Feels no remorse or concern for consequences
Avoids work but may regret it Avoids work and justifies it with cold rationality
Passive and anxious Often charming, strategic, and exploitative
🧱 Example (Institutional Context):
A leader who allows dangerous conditions to persist in a shelter not because they’re overwhelmed, but because they simply don’t care and know they won’t be held accountable, could be said to embody psychopathic laziness.
Ordinary Laziness Psychopathic Laziness
Driven by fatigue, fear, apathy Driven by entitlement, disdain, or manipulation
Feels guilt or shame Feels no remorse or concern for consequences
Avoids work but may regret it Avoids work and justifies it with cold rationality
Passive and anxious Often charming, strategic, and exploitative
🧱 Example (Institutional Context):
A leader who allows dangerous conditions to persist in a shelter not because they’re overwhelmed, but because they simply don’t care and know they won’t be held accountable, could be said to embody psychopathic laziness.
by ur_dictionary May 28, 2025
Get the Psychopathic Laziness mug.by Reapers_Gambit February 23, 2021
Get the Lazy Mustang mug.When one is too lazy to actually sit on one's knees and follow through with normal teabagging. The teabagger sucks on the teabaggee's adam's apple on their throat in the process of giving a hickey to this region.
"Man, that chick lazy teabagged me on the dancefloor! Now I pop my collar cuz I have to!"
"I was lazy teabagging him so hard he HAD to wear that scarf I made him!"
"I was lazy teabagging him so hard he HAD to wear that scarf I made him!"
by Caitlin W December 30, 2007
Get the lazy teabagging mug.When a man is too lazy to use shaving cream, he may dry shave his cheeks and neck while allowing the thicker hair on his chin and upper lip to grow. After several days of this, a lazy goatee is formed
"Dude, your beard looks like shit."
"It's a lazy goatee because I woke up late every morning this week."
"It's a lazy goatee because I woke up late every morning this week."
by maybereagan June 16, 2012
Get the lazy goatee mug.