when you tell someone something slightly sad and they respond in saying something much worse, as though trying to win a competition that only they are participating in.
Person 1: "I had so much homework this weekend!"
Person 2: "Well I got attacked by a bear!"
Person 1: "Way to just misery-top me."
Person 2: "Well I got attacked by a bear!"
Person 1: "Way to just misery-top me."
by geek522 November 6, 2011
Get the misery-top mug.top1 /täp/ noun • playaz /ˈplāaz/ noun •
Considered to be anyone who makes power moves.
Anyone who name carries weight.
Could be any hood baller who is really about having motion.
One who has a super status in society or the streets.
Bosses who stand above other bosses.
One who makes boss moves.
One who is considered to be the man.
A Top leader in their field of work.
The top Hustleams.
A Top Playaz are characterized as people like Adrian Clyde Yeldell Cloutlords, 2Pac, Biggie, Pimp C,
Lil Wayne, Deion Sanders, Jay-Z, Kountry Wayne, Master P,
DJ Khaled, Z-Ro, T.I., Kanye West, Plies, Rick Ross, Jeezy, LL Cool J
P Diddy, Boosie Badazz, Rocky Carter
50 Cent, Quavo, King Combs,
Big Meech, Snoop Dogg, Drake, Birdman, Shaquille O'Neal,
Gucci Mane, Mike Tyson
Floyd Mayweather Jr., Ice cube,
Soulja Boy, Cloutlords Akon,
Kevin Hart, Tyler Perry, Will Smith, Jamie Foxx, Denzel Washington, LeBron James, Michael Jordan Stephen Curry, Stefon Diggs.
Someone with Big Dog Status.
Considered to be anyone who makes power moves.
Anyone who name carries weight.
Could be any hood baller who is really about having motion.
One who has a super status in society or the streets.
Bosses who stand above other bosses.
One who makes boss moves.
One who is considered to be the man.
A Top leader in their field of work.
The top Hustleams.
A Top Playaz are characterized as people like Adrian Clyde Yeldell Cloutlords, 2Pac, Biggie, Pimp C,
Lil Wayne, Deion Sanders, Jay-Z, Kountry Wayne, Master P,
DJ Khaled, Z-Ro, T.I., Kanye West, Plies, Rick Ross, Jeezy, LL Cool J
P Diddy, Boosie Badazz, Rocky Carter
50 Cent, Quavo, King Combs,
Big Meech, Snoop Dogg, Drake, Birdman, Shaquille O'Neal,
Gucci Mane, Mike Tyson
Floyd Mayweather Jr., Ice cube,
Soulja Boy, Cloutlords Akon,
Kevin Hart, Tyler Perry, Will Smith, Jamie Foxx, Denzel Washington, LeBron James, Michael Jordan Stephen Curry, Stefon Diggs.
Someone with Big Dog Status.
Bandz: Hey! Bro, are you going to the celebrity club tonight downtown?
Lil Lean: Yeah; I might pop out.
Bandz: Bet, I heard it was going to be some Top Playaz there tonight.
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Lil Lean: Yeah; I might pop out.
Bandz: Bet, I heard it was going to be some Top Playaz there tonight.
BY: GiovanniDYMillYentei
by MillYentei DYSlick October 28, 2023
Get the TOP PLAYAZ mug.When you blow your juicy load over your partners chest and then proceed to smear the baby gravy across the chest until it resembles a t-shirt or a "top".
Dude I totally gave your mum a yoghurt top last night, it was great. I made her lick it off my hands afterwards.
by kyle hudson small May 27, 2018
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Get the Mascara-Tops mug.A gay context of catfishing another male bottom into thinking you’re a top, based off masculine appearance. Giving off a trade look.
Justin: You so fine, I know you give good D***
Dae: Lol, I don’t use my D*** i’m just a masculine looking bottom.
Justin: OMG… not you top fishing
Dae: Lol, I don’t use my D*** i’m just a masculine looking bottom.
Justin: OMG… not you top fishing
by anonymous March 17, 2023
Get the Top fishing mug.Quando apri il culo al tuo avversario così prepotentemente che gli raddrizzi la lane a bonkate in testa al punto che la mid diventa la seconda botlane
Enemy player: *picks teemo*
Allay player: *picks cho'gath "It's showtime"
*Game end*
Allay player: "gg Top Diff"
Allay player: *picks cho'gath "It's showtime"
*Game end*
Allay player: "gg Top Diff"
by Ajeje Brazzorf December 2, 2021
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