furniture socialism

When you buy a chair you move it in the house. However if you want it as your private property you have to move it in your room. If you want it in the living room you have to let everybody sit in it and you have no say.
Screw furniture socialism I paid for my damn chair and no one is going to sit in it!
by Critikale March 30, 2018
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social dogstancing

When we take our dogs for walks in this time of pandemic, we keep them away from other dogs by practicing proper “social dogstancing.”
We walked the dogs yesterday while practicing proper social dogstancing.
by AnotherAlias April 12, 2020
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social arbitrage

Social Arbitrage v. (def.)
A collective of individuals usually on social media who come together in a think tank to make educated moves to make small and large profits from stocks, trading, cryptocurrency, etc. for the greater good of all who choose to participate.
Hey man #WallStreetBets just gave us a signal to buy and hold #TRX Tron to boost its value!

Since Robinhood blocked our buying option for GameStop stock we are gonna boost all the decentralized markets with social arbitrage henceforth!
by Damecash January 29, 2021
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Social Gamble

To attempt to start a conversation with someone (whether it be a crush, your taxi driver, a classmate, a fellow hospital patient, a stranger you met on the street, your neighbor, etc.), even though you might get rejected or ignored altogether. Even if you do happen to strike out, it was all a calculated risk right? No big deal.
*A few people waiting in the checkout line at a grocery store*

1st person in line: (Thinks to self sarcastically) "Could this cashier go any slower?"
2nd person in line: (Looks around and begins to social gamble) "You like frosted flakes too huh? I used to eat it all the time when I was little."
1st person in line: (Turns around) "............"
3rd person in line: "They added a new cinnamon flavored one recently, tastes pretty good."
2nd person in line: (Turns around) "Really? I'll check it out the next time I come."
*First person in line leaves with bagged groceries while the conversation between the other two continues*
by Red_Shaft July 22, 2017
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Social Orgasm

A feeling similar to a high felt from being socially active. Especialy common among extroverts.
"Daisy had such a social orgasm at the party last night. Like she was on speed or something."
by Thornbrier March 05, 2015
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social mastercard

A person who can be employed in any social situation, someone who can twerk through carnival just as easily as chat to your Nonna
e.g. take Emma with you, everyone will love her, she's a social mastercard
by Tori133 October 19, 2013
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Sunrise Social

Waking up early enough to see the sunrise. Like an ice cream social, yet with the sun.
Would you care to join me for a sunrise social tomorrow?
by Superjamz June 27, 2009
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