corndog social

The most historic event to ever happen to an office of working humans.

"Did you hear about the corndog social going on next door? I wish I could join, I'm so jealous."

by psychoroll May 8, 2014

social indefinate

a person who does not have a clique but either many or none

Social indefinate kids have many jock, druggy, prep, and scene friends

by MC Kreeper November 30, 2010

Social Disability

A form of paralyzing anxiety that hinders one's ability to socialize. A person with a Social Disability is typically shy, reclusive, and extremely anxious in social situations and tends to keep very few or even no friends. A Social Disability can make it extremely difficult for a person to engage in relationships and friendships.

Q: Hey why does that guy seem very tense when people are around?
A: Oh I think it's because he suffers from a form of Social Disability.

by dzffa September 17, 2021

Social Disdancing

During 2020 the Covid19 virus caused people on dancefloors to Social Distance by 1.5 metres while dancing.

1. Queensland Australia was Social Disdancing for Chistmas Eve 2020.
2. Social Disdancing is a new form of dancing developed through necessity during 2020 where dancers must be at least 1.5 metres from one another.

by Numisastro December 25, 2020

Social Workout

Social workout is the bomb. Beer in one, barbell in the other. Any evolutionary biologist would tell you there's a reason primates are the only animals that can do this. It's natural. And humans can run and drink at the same time.. studies show that the social workout is more effective than regular exercise for burning fat. The social workout requires that you stay in the "fat burning" zone because you have to hold a conversation during the whole workout. This is easier than it sounds. After a few beers, I hardly notice that I'm talking...it is simply 'drinking alcoholic beverages while exercising in a social environment.'

I saw marathoners do this with water, and EUREKA!, I thought, what if we make that a fruity cocktail and add in some conversation and sexier outfits creating the ultimate "social workout."

by HHIworkout June 2, 2010

social butterflailing

the act or acts of desperation one performs when struggling to hold on to the belief that they have an active social life

Xander wasn't invited to any parties for new years, so he began social butterflailing at all of his friends via facebook at the last minute.

by fao December 31, 2013

social mobia

Network of social media users, often anonymous, who use extreme language, express judgemental opinions and recommend punitive actions which they would not normally do offline.

Tom couldn't show his fsce for days after that twitter backlash. He was the victim of social mobia.

by voltaire59 August 13, 2016