smoked the bill

When someone is so loaded at a party that they could be passed a bill for snorting drugs and assume it is a joint and try to smoke it, meaning it is time to go home.

"Did you and Fiona have a good time at that party?"

"It was pretty fun, but by like 3 am she's smoked the bill and I had to put her in a cab"

by 1adycat September 26, 2013

smoking a pole

Giving a blow job.

I was smoking a pole on this hot dude in his car when the cops showed up.

by Traburn March 24, 2016

Choke and Smoke

When you stick your erected penis into the breathing stoma of a long time smoker. Doing this repeatedly choking the person to death through their hole in the neck. Very effective area to nut.

I pulled a choke and smoke on my grandma at the family reunion.

by 69420_getchokeandsmokefamous October 11, 2019

smoke duel

A smoke duel is initiated by challenger "slapping" an opponents face with smoke, a smoke slap, and declaring "I challenge you to a duel!" The two players then stand back to back and move forward 4.20 paces. To start the first turn both players turn around to face each other. To end a turn both players must have blown a smoke ring at the opponent. The players may "shoot" at any time once a turn has started, including at the same time as an opponent. If both players miss they take a step forward to start another turn, then repeat until one or both of the smoke rings hits an opponent in a turn. The winner is the first person to hit the opponent with a smoke ring. In the event that the two players hit each other in the same turn both players lose.

Remember that time we got ripped trying to have a smoke duel?

by r4jd November 20, 2010

Turtle smoke

The act of beating someone who is so slow even though you are incredibly slow yourself. Or is a procrastinator accomplishes a task before another procrastinator.

JPow was the worst procrastinator in the history of the world, but, he still managed to turtle smoke Lei-hi by completing his task of shucking his pile of corn stalks before her. ...thus, Leigha has been turtle smoked...

by LalaGG June 23, 2016

smoke the pussy

when u give dat good eats to ya gurls pussy

you bitch i smoke the pussy good if ya bring da coolers

by gafgagag September 16, 2016

Smokes and Milk

When your kids are being total dickheads and you say you're heading to the store to pick up a few things, but really that's your way out of this hellish kid-filled life.

"We ruined dad's box of vintage Playboys so he said he was just going to the store for smokes and milk. That was 18 years ago. And come to think of it, he didn't even smoke!"

by Ol Grimey January 2, 2018