do you want an umbrella with that

A term mainly used in and around Portland Oregon to insult someone for being weak, over dramatic, annoying, or a wimp.

Kyle: I just stubbed my toe and it really hurts

Chad: Do you want an umbrella with that?

by user46589281 May 31, 2020

want beef?

It’s kinda like sayin yo you wanna fight or you want problems?

What chu lookin at you want beef?

by Kalebb November 24, 2020

waste dot want dot

Alludes to oft bizarre inclination of indefinitely linking to various sites not even of remote note

Waste dot want dot, story of my life.

by Hercolena Oliver August 29, 2008

All I want for Christmas is you

A Christmas song by Mariah Carey that does not stop playing from the 1st of November to the 1st of January. A retail worker's nightmare. Still an amazing song though. Definitely enjoyable. 10/10

"Hey Jeffery! Hows work been lately?"
"I work in retail.. The sheer number of times I've given ear to 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' is without a singular doubt unbearably painful, it assuredly gradually decays my shriveled up shell of a brain bit by bit until it draw breath no more. Each moment it plays I suffer immensely, when will my soul be set free alas? When will it end. When will it end. When will it end. This seldom a foolery. I beg for mercy, dear lord, extricate my being from this suffering. No longer can I undertake this unfeasible task."
"Oh.. uhm.. I got to go!"

by Unknown Cinnamon November 19, 2023

maxien what do you want for dinner

Never ask Maxien what she wants for dinner. The answer will always be “i dunno”
Never ask a woman what she wants for dinner. The answer will always be “i dunno”

Maxien what do you want for dinner?

“I DUNNOOOOOI”

by tajcoanfaodna November 23, 2021

Who wants a fucking burger

Typically said by men at the peak of human athleticism, it is said as a waiting call for this who want “a fucking burger”.

Walks into the room “who wants a fucking burger”.

by Tybot66 November 04, 2022

Want to have to

That is a future tense assertion being used to describe a past tense action.

Hym "And do you know what I noticed? That. There is no 'want to have to' I didn't. It already occurred. You DON'T work hard. I got more out of binging 10 years worth of psychology lectures than you did sitting through how ever many years of bullshit college you went through and I DID MORE THAN YOU EVER EVEN COULD. That is the only reason you want to have a say in whether or not I get anything. You think you are better. You think there is someone more deserving. And there isn't. You did less and anyone you could think to name did less and by creating a functional AI that is capable of assisting with research I have done more for them that you have."

by Hym Iam January 13, 2025